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Choada_Boy

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  1. Right. I'm sure that, if you had the time, you could just head right up the thing and start a choppin'. Your arm-chair morality lessons are meaningless.
  2. I would: 1) Insist he refund you. 2) When he doesn't, sue. 3) When you lose, buy new skis. 4) Wait. 5) Wait some more. 6) Wait some more. 7) When the entire incident is ancient history, find his car and burn it to the ground.
  3. Waterguy: Are you a Rocket Scientist? The whole E Coast isn't all bad, just the parts where the people are.
  4. Did Fred mention the Bone Cairn in his article? And what's the "Letter" all about? I can't afford good literature, so perhaps someone could transcribe it. BTW: PNW 5.9 A2 is way harder than CAN 5.9 A2, having never climbed CAN 5.9 A2.
  5. Where's Cartman with his Hippie Digger when you need him?
  6. I hear they leave dead clients in Mirkwood. I've also heard that the guides intentionally throw ice axes at incompetent clients, smoke pot and drink beer with 17 year olds, try and kill people with the Red Van via suffocation, and push clients to heart failure on Mexican volcanoes. Perhaps, most sickening of all, the owner, Barry Goldstien, is rumored to have a well-stocked wine cellar.
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    above the law

    Stephan Seagull: I smell stool in your keikogi. Maybe you should stick to fighting those trained in Tai Chi Chuan or Qigong.
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    above the law

    "Royce" Gracie got his ass kicked by the likes of a pretty average MMA fighter (Matt Hughes). Why? Gracie was all B.J.J.
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    above the law

    Or, even better, Mr. Seagull at the hands of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson: dgx9p0bTqVc
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    above the law

    Or perhaps: [gvideo]-8055308976260561043[/gvideo]
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    above the law

    Forthwith: F3f4WjQ2t2w
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    above the law

    Yawn. Any "martial artists" fighting in a pure style would get their ass kicked by any mediocre M.M.A. fighter. Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva would fucking scramble Steven Seagull in about two seconds, where as Fedor Emelianenko would probably take him down in one punch.
  13. I think that counties and cities should be reimbursed for the cost of responding to car accidents, fires, etc, as well. Perhaps show a valid credit card to the EMTs before they offer help.
  14. Total non-story. Might be noteworthy if he'd been raped up the ass with an AXE handle then shot FOUR times, or if she'd been burned with KEROSENE and not gasoline. I mean come on! Broom handle ass rape murder immolation three day rape-o'-thon bleach bath murder dismemberment trashcan disposal crimes happen all the time!
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    Dog on Hood

    I’m sorry, I forgot, you never make mistakes. You are perfect. Your mom made a mistake when she didn't abort you. And I am perfect.
  16. You can find my resume printed on my line of self-promotional T-shirts.
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    Dog on Hood

    Despite what Kevbone has to say, bringing a dog onto Hood in February is a pretty dumb idea. Kevbone: even though this dude is your buddy, he should be beat up for animal cruelty. It's one thing to put your own dumb ass into harms way, but leave the dog out of it. Is that too much to ask?
  18. From CNN.com: "We've been up on the mountain for many years," Liston said. "With the group we were going up with this time, we just wanted another extra level of security, just in case something happened, especially with winter conditions." Should have read: "I'm so confident in my skills, I'm gonna bring my dog, but these dumb fucks I'm going with will probably be the death of me. Who knows? They just might tip over sideway, standing still in a whiteout, and fall over a cliff or something. I better get laid ..." The Verdict: Guilty by Association
  19. My anus is bleeding!!!
  20. Picked a PLUM!! How would you rate the objective hazard from the snow field? When me and D were at the base, the "entrance" gully looked like a bad spot to be in. Did you find my picket? If so, please return...
  21. And how does any of this make you less of a fag?
  22. Religion is child abuse.
  23. No one in town offers this service. Northwest Design & Manufacturing sews and repairs packs, luggage, etc, though. If anyone in town could repair slings, it would be them, so give them a call. They're on Franklin Street near the back of Cascade Airgas.
  24. Might not happen for a while???
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