Choada_Boy

You know what's REALLY dangerous? Life. 100% FATAL.

When they find my dead body, I will be flipping off all of you mother fuckers with my rigor mortis frozen hand.

She should have never been allowed in that car with the papparazzi around her like that. Didn't she know they would chase her? And who paid for the clean up? They should make celebraties get papparazzi insurance.

Am I the only one to feel that this place has been invaded by Nigerian bankers?

Wow. You should get on the phone and let the SAR team know that. Constipated main character in works by Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Dear Lord, please end the holocaust that you started in Darfur."

Dolphins could search at night using their echo-location, and with their powerful reasoning and associative logic powers, they could post numerous ideas as to the minimum gear needed to survive in the mountains, how to properly perform rescues, and second guess trained rescue professionals and skilled climbers. Perfect!

I just got off the phone with the Sheriff. I know he's busy, but I told him that I think we should call in a B-52 to carpet bomb Hood with flares attached to 250 foot long red streamers. 50,000 should do the trick. If he doesn't call me back, someone please run with this idea.

OMFG. Shittiest idea yet from the other thread:

I agree. You people make me SICK.

Someone should hit the "Reset" button. Start from scratch. Forget it ever happened. Nothing to see here. Move along.

NITRO!!!

OMFG!!! I just checked out FOX's coverage. Dear Lord, save us from these hyenas!!

Jesus-H fucking Christ!! Watching CNN and reading the other thread simultaneously is giving me a Retard Headache.

I'm sure there are a few Texans that wouldn't mind dragging Luke The Fucking Shithead behind a truck right now.

FOTH=Freedom of the Hills

How about "stay the fuck away"?

I would hate to see a tauntaun trail misinterpreted from the air as a boot path. Seriously: Stay away.

I really feel that folks should stay away until the status of the climbers is known. Finding people on a mountain is no easy task. False leads can waste time. You'd just be in the way. Is doing something else for a day or two too much to ask?

Bust one inside inside the "Bare Back-abago"? Bring extra toilet paper.

You're just not awesome enough to undertsand...

What about the duct tape?

The only hot air around here is combing off of your AWESOME pile of XGKs or is inside your AWESOME down suit. And why should anyone respond intelligently to your unintelligence? And how do you judge if a response is "knowledgable"? If it matches your own "knowledge"?

My thoughts exactly!

I just got back from the summit, solo, despite 100mph winds, three feet of new snow, total darkness, and white-out conditions. I simply climbed on the leeward side of the ridge, strapped my pile of XGKs to the arms and legs of my down suit, turned them up to full blast, and melted myself a cozy trail to the top, like real climbers do in Alaska. I left some Ketchikan hard-tack, my slab of AK state-issued back bacon, and an iron skillet on the top, just in case. Didn't see a goddamn thing. Jon: You come off like a tool. Best to keep your fingers still and be thought a fool than to type out your poorly timed and ill- informed drivel and remove all doubt. Try this key sequence in the future before you post: Ctrl-A, Ctrl-X