Choada_Boy

Obviously bootleg pics of North Korean climbers. The much more prosperous South Koreans would have twice as many bolts, half of them inside the crack.

He's not forcing his world view on me, because I refuse to buy his guidebook. If I were to but his guidebook, he would be forcing his world view on me, or at least trying to. And why is he "Helping me to find God"? That's the same as saying he's "Helping me to become a complete fucking idiot." Which God? Where is God? How much does God weigh? What is God made out of? Satisfactorily answer these questions, and a host of others, and I still won't buy his guidebook. Regardless, I have plans on putting up some sick new lines in the newly de-mossed "Satan's Sanctuary"

I would like to know if there is a board somewhere that all of us non-Virginia Tech non-massacrees can log onto and descend upon with inane comments and questions, from a climbers perspective, of course. Comments such as: "A proper belay system could have prevented this tragedy." "Why weren't they all wearing UIAA approved helmets?" or "Perhaps it's time for a federal law requiring all engineering students to carry an 'I've just been gut shot by a mentally defective asian' murder/suicide locator units, or IJBGSBAMDAMSLUs, that are commonly available to rent or own from any fine outdoor equipment company." can only serve to make this unhappy time less unhappy for everyone involved.

Calculus saves lives!!! Meanwhile....

Problem solved. Just modify THIS.

Quickly scanning my recently acquired xerox of the guidebook, listing some FAs by the Author: -Revelation -Pestilence -Tribulation -The Alpha and the Omega -Famine -False Prophet -Plague -The Beast -Sword -New Creation -Redemption Um...okay. How about "Shitty Guidebook", "Religion is the Opiate of the People", and "Why the Fuck Would You Name Such Shitty Climbs So Shittily" as three of the of the missing seals of the forthcoming Apocalypse?

Another reason not to buy the guidebook.

Setting a time line for chopping IB would only embolden our enemies in the War on Terror. On a lighter note: Seems like there is repeated discussion around some of Leland Windham's routes. Bolted cracks on Condorphamine Addiction and the "Slug Route" on SEWS come to mind. Discuss.

So where was I at? I started at the PLW and traversed south, cut across the gulley, and ended up on a clear prominence with a few bolted climbs, some with steep starts, on slabs behind a couple trees. There was a steep scramble on the right of this wall that got me back up to the powerlines.

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Thanks!! I think I went left too soon. So the Orange Wall in beneath the Cirque Arete somewhere?

20 climbs? WOW!

Seeing as the Kloke guide costs $27 and the free library at Return Every Item doesn't carry it, can anyone tell me how to get to the Orange Wall at Mount Erie? I tried yesterday, but got lost (Again? No way...) and ended up at a small cliff atop a prominence south of the Cirque arete. Where was I? Where the F@ck is the Orange Wall?

Do not get a job in Bellingham. There are no jobs in Bellingham. Do not get a house in Bellingham. There are no more houses available for purchase in Bellingham. Do not go to Bellingham for any reason, unless it is to remove Hippies, Hipsters, or Speed Freaks from the population, then, by all means, you're welcome to come. Bellingham is too far from any climbing areas to make any type of transport to said climbing areas feasible, other than by maglev hypervelocity bullet train or wormhole, both of which just broke the other day.. Go to Seattle. Seattle is cool, just ask anyone that lives there, they'll tell you how cool Seattle is, how cool they are, how cool the clothes they wear are, how cool the music they listen to is, how cool the salon they get their haircut at is, and how the first floor rat-hole alley apartment that they live in for $1200 a month, with it's view through a screen-free window of an over-flowing maggot infested medical waste dumpster and frequent free entertainment provided by toothless speed freaks stabbing each other over rotten food scraps and no parking, is getting them in touch with the "vibe" of the Emerald City. Have fun with that.

"Staggering"?

Didn't you call out SAR when a friend missed tea time? I didn't call out SAR, I reported them overdue, with a storm coming in the next day, not that I need to defend my actions, dumbass. You're sounding pretty defensive there, junior. Not defensive, just setting the record straight, old man.

Didn't you call out SAR when a friend missed tea time? I didn't call out SAR, I reported them overdue, with a storm coming in the next day, not that I need to defend my actions, dumbass. They did get free hamburgers out of the deal, though, and they did self-rescue.

Pretty soft. "Ow, my foot." doesn't require paramedics. What ever happened to "Self-Rescue"?

Um...paramedics for a broken foot?

Don't get no jism on that sofa, sofa.

Perhaps deep and wide...

I have a friend who has done pipeline. He said it was the hardest lead he has ever done. I guess the FFA was a free solo. Crazy It's amazing what you can free solo when you want to die but don't want to kill yourself.

Split Beaver. Wear Carharts and a leather jacket.

You can almost invariably DL the software you're not willing to buy through a file sharing "client" like Bearshare or Limewire.

Not to mention the tons of kerosene burnt into the upper troposphere so that rich white climbers can travel from across the world and clip or not clip bolts on the side on a mountain while people starve to death the world over for want of food and China gives out 10 million new drivers licenses each year. Makes the bolt or not to bolt debate that much more meaningful, don't you think? Those 400 bolts really stand out as an abomination.