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Lesson: Don't open your mouth, lest ye be thought a fool. "More X-Rated than porn."? "UFC does not belong on standard cable."? I see people getting murdered, stabbed, shot, hung, blown up, and burned to death on standard cable at 4:30 in the afternoon. This was on at 12am. This isn't even violence, never mind inter-vaginal intercourse, or the man-on-sheep shit you're into. These are highly paid, highly trained, professional fighters doing what they make bank doing: beating the shit out of each other. Cro Cop getting kicked unconscious is no more an act of violence than a mechanic changing a tire or a chef making soup. Violence is a dude getting curb-stomped outside a bar after he makes a pass at the wrong dudes girlfriend, dropping 1000lb JDAMs on a house full of women and children, or gay bashing. If you think otherwise, you should go back to your drum circle or go get ready for your Women's Studies midterm

I thought Cro Cop was dead. The kick sounds like a bat hitting a side of beef. I figured Gonzaga for the patsy, but he controlled the entire round. sCe_HD4WKJw

Ghost Rider's where it's at. Dude's got all screws loose. Here's some highlights: _XN88z_uCSs

Great idea! You could drag along a fatty in the back seat, pull up to Mickey D's, and fill up on fries. BAM! Perpetual motion!

Do you know why fat people smell so bad? It's because when they fart the fart cannot escape their ass crack and it is absorbed by their skin. This makes their skin smell like farts. That's why fat people smell so bad. This also means that fat people's skin is rich in methane. Perhaps a car could be developed that could be driven into fat people, much like a combine, and strip them of their flesh, which could be used as fuel by the vehicle.

He asks himself: How is NPR's coverage any different than pornography?

At the end of the day, best part of all this is that it doesn't really matter what you think, it matters what I think. Thank you for not refuting my points above. Regardless, I only wanted to know where the Orange Wall was, not read the Bible. I can do that at any motel in the country.

1) Your Freud example/babble is lame for too many reasons to list here. 2) There is no God. Prove me wrong. 3) You cannot believe in "God" and be a "reasonable science-minded individual". See #2 above. 4) Part of being a Christian is spreading the "Teachings of Christ" and getting people to accept Jesus as their "God and Savior". Kloke is trying to spread his flavor of zealotry not only with his guidebook, but with his naming of climbs. He doesn't need to show up at my house to push his delusion on me, he's trying to do it with his routes. What if I pioneered new routes and named them "Thank you for Shopping at Wal-Mart", "Wal-Mart: Always Low Prices", "Find Sizzling Values on Great Summer Products at Wal-Mart", and "Shop and Save at Wal-Mart"? My privilege as a first ascentionist, but totally LAME for posterity. 5) His guidebook, despite his best efforts, is one of the worst guidebooks around. Maps should help a person get where they want to go. Topos should show where routes are. They should also bear an at least passing resemblance to the rock they are attempting to describe. An editor might have pointed this out.

A tall metal rod could be used to collect electricity during bad weather.

Even girls with polio can now climb. What's wrong with that?

Guns in this country are a right not a privilege. Oh yeah....do your homework.....look up how many times the courts has ruled that the 2nd amendment is not the end all. If it is a right, then why do you need a permit? If freedom of speech is a right then why do you need a permit to broadcast over airspace that nobody owns. I agree it should be a right….but I do not believe it is. Oh yeah....do your homework.....look up how many times the courts have ruled that the 2nd amendment is the end all. Since it is a right, you don't need a permit to own a gun. Since freedom of speech is a right you do not need a permit to broadcast over airspace that nobody owns, as long as your broadcast amplitude as below a certain threshold. I agree it should be a right and it is.

Wayne's Wall! Wayne's Wall! Excellent!

Guns in this country are a right not a privilege.

I'd get an abortion.

Obviously bootleg pics of North Korean climbers. The much more prosperous South Koreans would have twice as many bolts, half of them inside the crack.

He's not forcing his world view on me, because I refuse to buy his guidebook. If I were to but his guidebook, he would be forcing his world view on me, or at least trying to. And why is he "Helping me to find God"? That's the same as saying he's "Helping me to become a complete fucking idiot." Which God? Where is God? How much does God weigh? What is God made out of? Satisfactorily answer these questions, and a host of others, and I still won't buy his guidebook. Regardless, I have plans on putting up some sick new lines in the newly de-mossed "Satan's Sanctuary"

I would like to know if there is a board somewhere that all of us non-Virginia Tech non-massacrees can log onto and descend upon with inane comments and questions, from a climbers perspective, of course. Comments such as: "A proper belay system could have prevented this tragedy." "Why weren't they all wearing UIAA approved helmets?" or "Perhaps it's time for a federal law requiring all engineering students to carry an 'I've just been gut shot by a mentally defective asian' murder/suicide locator units, or IJBGSBAMDAMSLUs, that are commonly available to rent or own from any fine outdoor equipment company." can only serve to make this unhappy time less unhappy for everyone involved.

Calculus saves lives!!! Meanwhile....

Problem solved. Just modify THIS.

Quickly scanning my recently acquired xerox of the guidebook, listing some FAs by the Author: -Revelation -Pestilence -Tribulation -The Alpha and the Omega -Famine -False Prophet -Plague -The Beast -Sword -New Creation -Redemption Um...okay. How about "Shitty Guidebook", "Religion is the Opiate of the People", and "Why the Fuck Would You Name Such Shitty Climbs So Shittily" as three of the of the missing seals of the forthcoming Apocalypse?

Another reason not to buy the guidebook.

Setting a time line for chopping IB would only embolden our enemies in the War on Terror. On a lighter note: Seems like there is repeated discussion around some of Leland Windham's routes. Bolted cracks on Condorphamine Addiction and the "Slug Route" on SEWS come to mind. Discuss.

So where was I at? I started at the PLW and traversed south, cut across the gulley, and ended up on a clear prominence with a few bolted climbs, some with steep starts, on slabs behind a couple trees. There was a steep scramble on the right of this wall that got me back up to the powerlines.

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Thanks!! I think I went left too soon. So the Orange Wall in beneath the Cirque Arete somewhere?