Choada_Boy

Best food I've ever had ever: Omakase at Tojo's

Uni....

This picture pretty much says it all:

I've heard that some people put their fear in a pile then punch fear in the face until fear's nose bleeds, then ejaculate onto fear's face. This is known as a "Strawberry Shortcake".

wait for my brother baron! Blessed is the Maker and His water.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

JayB: This isn't about your mint condition Gay Pride Parade float. This is about The General 2000. Few knew that The General fed through not only its fucking disgusting seat covers, but also through it's headlights.

The rear bumper pretty much says it all. I was there for the one on the right. I WAS THERE!!!

It has come to my attention that an important member of the climbing community is no longer with us. The General 2000 is dead. I was told that he was brought to a "Truck Farm" were he could be with other trucks. They can play together and stuff, and he'd be a lot happier than he was getting parallel parked in Portland or getting backed into a gas pump...again. I asked when I could go to the Truck Farm to see him and I guess we can go next month, if there's time, but I think that's a bunch of BULLSHIT. He's DEAD. I'll miss the big fella. The stench. The fumes. The dashboard covered in dry coffee. The broken gas gauge and odometer. The nasty-ass fucking disgusting seat covers. The total lack of visibility through any window and the fond memories of driving blind at high speed at night in numerous blizzards, waiting to die a painful death. The time I got shoved behind the seats for the drive from Cody to Billings with the 3mm cord keeping the 2 rear windows tie closed together cutting into my neck. Escaping Wamsutter before nightful, when the streaming legions of wreak-mouthed subterranean hell spawn abominations join their "Day Walker" brethren to gibber at the moon and lay waste to the land. Good times.

Don't forget the "rapping off a single cam with a prussik on the rope attached to the trigger so you can get your cam back" trick. This can also be done with a plunged ice axe or picket.

This displays such a basic misunderstanding of physics that I am boggled.

Lesson: Don't open your mouth, lest ye be thought a fool. "More X-Rated than porn."? "UFC does not belong on standard cable."? I see people getting murdered, stabbed, shot, hung, blown up, and burned to death on standard cable at 4:30 in the afternoon. This was on at 12am. This isn't even violence, never mind inter-vaginal intercourse, or the man-on-sheep shit you're into. These are highly paid, highly trained, professional fighters doing what they make bank doing: beating the shit out of each other. Cro Cop getting kicked unconscious is no more an act of violence than a mechanic changing a tire or a chef making soup. Violence is a dude getting curb-stomped outside a bar after he makes a pass at the wrong dudes girlfriend, dropping 1000lb JDAMs on a house full of women and children, or gay bashing. If you think otherwise, you should go back to your drum circle or go get ready for your Women's Studies midterm

I thought Cro Cop was dead. The kick sounds like a bat hitting a side of beef. I figured Gonzaga for the patsy, but he controlled the entire round. sCe_HD4WKJw

Ghost Rider's where it's at. Dude's got all screws loose. Here's some highlights: _XN88z_uCSs

Great idea! You could drag along a fatty in the back seat, pull up to Mickey D's, and fill up on fries. BAM! Perpetual motion!

Do you know why fat people smell so bad? It's because when they fart the fart cannot escape their ass crack and it is absorbed by their skin. This makes their skin smell like farts. That's why fat people smell so bad. This also means that fat people's skin is rich in methane. Perhaps a car could be developed that could be driven into fat people, much like a combine, and strip them of their flesh, which could be used as fuel by the vehicle.

He asks himself: How is NPR's coverage any different than pornography?

At the end of the day, best part of all this is that it doesn't really matter what you think, it matters what I think. Thank you for not refuting my points above. Regardless, I only wanted to know where the Orange Wall was, not read the Bible. I can do that at any motel in the country.

1) Your Freud example/babble is lame for too many reasons to list here. 2) There is no God. Prove me wrong. 3) You cannot believe in "God" and be a "reasonable science-minded individual". See #2 above. 4) Part of being a Christian is spreading the "Teachings of Christ" and getting people to accept Jesus as their "God and Savior". Kloke is trying to spread his flavor of zealotry not only with his guidebook, but with his naming of climbs. He doesn't need to show up at my house to push his delusion on me, he's trying to do it with his routes. What if I pioneered new routes and named them "Thank you for Shopping at Wal-Mart", "Wal-Mart: Always Low Prices", "Find Sizzling Values on Great Summer Products at Wal-Mart", and "Shop and Save at Wal-Mart"? My privilege as a first ascentionist, but totally LAME for posterity. 5) His guidebook, despite his best efforts, is one of the worst guidebooks around. Maps should help a person get where they want to go. Topos should show where routes are. They should also bear an at least passing resemblance to the rock they are attempting to describe. An editor might have pointed this out.

A tall metal rod could be used to collect electricity during bad weather.

Even girls with polio can now climb. What's wrong with that?

Guns in this country are a right not a privilege. Oh yeah....do your homework.....look up how many times the courts has ruled that the 2nd amendment is not the end all. If it is a right, then why do you need a permit? If freedom of speech is a right then why do you need a permit to broadcast over airspace that nobody owns. I agree it should be a right….but I do not believe it is. Oh yeah....do your homework.....look up how many times the courts have ruled that the 2nd amendment is the end all. Since it is a right, you don't need a permit to own a gun. Since freedom of speech is a right you do not need a permit to broadcast over airspace that nobody owns, as long as your broadcast amplitude as below a certain threshold. I agree it should be a right and it is.

Wayne's Wall! Wayne's Wall! Excellent!

Guns in this country are a right not a privilege.

I'd get an abortion.