Choada_Boy

I smell a Tool... Awesome looking flight, thanks for the sweet mountain porn!

Think about what you're doing. You're typing into a "Fake Society", where normal social protocols do not exist, and whamping about how these new societal norms rub you the wrong way, since you've started doing yoga. You are babbling about this on a BBS where the primary focus of discussion is climbing. If you think I should give a fuck, you have no life.

Do you realize how retarded you sound, whining about getting your feelings on a BBS? Life: Get One.

Hey Retard: How much did you have to spend on over priced gear to earn your $80 dollar dividend? They still made money off of you, fool. Enjoy your $16 shoes you spent $1200 buying. Not to mention that you earned ZERO dividends on that purchase...

Here's the skinny: I like the CF WODs because I don't have to use my brain to stay in shape: I just do what it says on the website. Anyone have a similar resource for proper exercise nutrition? I just want to be able to look at a website during the week and have it tell me what to eat. The weekends are another matter. "I wish they'd never invented fried cheese..."

$8000??? What's that work out to for each foot of climbing?

Drokk It!!

Clarke was the first to propose a space elevator. RIP

I use my gear like I use your Mom: Hard. When I'm done with her I tear her in half with my bare hands.

GO INDY!!

Sad to watch old men get their asses kicked, is all. Watching Tank eat the mat is like watching "Bum Fights". On a brighter note, perhaps Kimbo will sign with UFC and wreak havoc in the heavyweight division. It'd be fun to watch him against someone with some technical skills, or at least pummel Tim Silvia senseless.

Poor Tank...

I particularly enjoyed the "Dance of the EDK".

Raindawg rows his boat to Egypt and walks to the tombs he robs so that he can row home and complain about bolts at Exit 38. He doesn't even row through the Panama Canal, he's so committed to preserving the environment.

[clearing throat] "improbable"..."It didn't feel wet to the touch,"..."but all of the sudden your hands would pop, your foot would pop. You got spray on your face and body. It was like a swamp cooler."..."Winter is not the best time to project something in Yosemite,"..."Sierra storms can be brutal. One day we showed up, and there was 3-4 feet of snow. Tommy [Caldwell] and I had to shovel for six hours; Tommy went to the top, and I shoveled the entire base."..."pretty serious fall potential"..."I climbed it really fast. It was hard for me to hold each position because it was powerful, and the feet are bad in some spots. It forced me to climb from little opening to little opening in the crack. You're deadpointing to fingerlocks and always fighting a barn door."..."I had to work harder on this climb than on any other... I think I was a little stubborn on this one. Most anyone else would have left [because of the winter season and difficulty], but I think the shoveling helped my climbing. It makes your back strong." --Beth Rodden I guess I should quit my job and resume ditch digging to get into good climbing shape. Getting paid to be quoted about my climbing might help, too. Meanwhile, in Darfur...

Talk - Action = Raindawg

Mmmm...cat.

WHORES!!!! Goodbye hopes for becoming President, hello resigning in shame!

NITRO!!!

Pretty sure it was this:

22 pages of this = no life? That movie sucked anyways, now it's become an annual Christmas classic.

Doesn't matter. Just bring plenty of visqueen.

I think the "Sponsored by Alien Cams" statement was meant to underscore the seriousness of a fall and provide an "X" rating for the climb. Using quality gear would have put "The Path" at a mere 5.3R.

I think the "Sponsored by Alien Cams" statement was meant to underscore the seriousness of a fall and provide an "X" rating for the climb. Using quality gear would have put "The Path" at a mere 5.3R.