Choada_Boy

What kind of metal? Steel? SS? Al? What kind of "gas"? O2/C2H2?

The Thirst Mutilator

I was at a bar watching a UFC fight on about twelve screens during game one, which was on one screen, with no sound. Baseball is dead. Move along.

Wow. No.

Give us a link. I'd love to take a look for memories sake as in my Bellinghamster days I used to go up there desperately looking for climbable rock. Larrabee was always a good time though. The Unholy Abomination Check out "Two Stones to the Future" for a mouthful of vomit.

I found an online guide that spoke of the "best problems" on the hill. When I found them, I literally laughed out loud, they were such a pile of worthless shit. I'm tempted to take a grease gun up there and un-ruin the place. Did I mention that the trail running is great?

Time must have blotted out my memories of what an un-Godly mound of shit the bouldering at Sehome Hill is. Having virtually no life, I guess, I spent a good part of the day wandering around the worthless heaps of mung that pass for "problems" and was shocked to find what people would chalk up for. Example: I spotted one "cliff" from the road and hiked up to find a single ridiculously chalked bucket hold about three feet off of the ground and surrounded by a sea of moss and sand. Was the problem to lay on your back in the dirt and do a side-ways one arm front lever? That being said, doing laps on the Stone Circles sculpture is a great way to get a burn, and the trail running on the hill is great, but never go there with climbing in mind: it sucks.

All the Polls You Need to Care About

Huh?

I am a dumbass. I thought I was reading the National Review. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Dylan's Treatise

Nice climbing, all! dtaylor offered an explanation for the presence of water ice in the absence of water, but I'm too lazy to track it down. Regarding the stolen gear, the ravens are notorious in that area. They once opened my pack lid, stole all my food and a first aid kit, and shit on my pack as a thank you. Most likely the case with your stuff, IMHO.

The New Republic Endorses Obama for President

Guy had the rare "Must Do Attitude". Fuckin' A!!!!!

I full Break Down on the "New Zone Diet" HERE

This stuff is cheaper, and better for you:

To increase friction, I increase the particle size of the chalk and hold a large rock in each hand.

"I'd fuck you." True story: Found a screw on the floor at the bar, showed it to the chick I was trying to scoop and asked "Want a screw?" Later that night...

Super-white from scenic Deming.

John RULES!!!

Only fatal events?

The dudes that previously beat their previous record. And why are you such a pussy? These dudes can climb 5.20 X, so french freeing 300 feet of climbing with no pro is like walking down a sidewalk. They'll probably ditch the rope altogether next season, when they shave another 2 seconds off of their time.

Oh. That. I thought this thread was going to be about her getting pregnant at age 44 and giving birth to a kid with down syndrome.

Dru gained his vast knowledge of local climbs through simulated ascents on his Holodeck.