Choada_Boy

Looks like someone wiped their ass across this forum. Beautiful stuff. Getting more like Seattle in here by the day.

I saw ADs guide, pardon my stupididity, but what's the purpose of the shock cord if it never gets stretched? The tool would have to be out of reach for it to be doing anything, it seems.

I'm thinking of putting lanyards on my Quarks this season for the "Alpine Sickness". I've got some ideas, but I'd like to know what's working for other people. Pics would be sweet, too, if you've got them. Thanks!

Bellingham is a shithole. Don't move there. You'll regret it.

Does she share your interest in farm animals?

Not yet, but I spent $2 on "The Bombat", a little league aluminum bat. Perfect size for busting heads.

Totally Empowering Awesome Party People Good riddance. These are the same fuck heads that threw beer cans all over my neighborhood last night. Grease ball scumbags and their Paris Hilton wannabe whore girlfriends.

NE Buttress Johanesburg might be a better choice this time of year, now that you mention it.

Red Sox score wampum points, win game.

What guidebook? Jason Martin's? Or is there a "Drytooling Seattle"?

Put them under your pack lid, upside down, tips pointed in opposite directions.

Seems like a good plan.

I think the main reason that is hasn't been climbed to date is because no "Colorado Hardman" has yet to set aside the time to come out here for a day or two and tick it.

Sounds brutal.

I rip the scarp metal in half with my bare hands over a thousand times while I forge my cam lobes.

Please do not describe your supply chain. I make them from Chinese scrap metal. Side Note: I have a friend who works for Cargill. They mix grains that come in pallet-sized cardboard boxes and giant polyethylene bags. Because Cargill is a green company, just ask them, they recycle the cardboard and bags. Where does it end up? They sell it to China, where it is burned to make electricity. Have a nice day...

I only use cams I make myself.

So, I worked my triceps to muscular failure almost a week ago. Felt fine during the work out, but the next day, one of my arms started to hurt above the elbow. Eventually, both arms got to the point where I couldn't bring my hands to my mouth without pain. OK, pretty intense workout, but over the course of the week, its been deep, kicked in the balls soreness, feels like my humeri (pl?) are rotting, with general improvement in flexibility, but almost constant soreness. It seems to have worked itself into my pectorals as well. If I do a big "cat strecth", my arms feel like they are made of lead, my chest tingles, my hands feel like they may go numb, and I feel like barfing from whatever I did to my triceps. Did I give myself compartment syndrome? Am I too strong for my muscles?

JayB: You obviously lack the racism required to understand that no Chinaman could ever build anything as good or better than a red-blooded American. Look at their "Wall", for example. The thing's falling to pieces. Their fake soldiers are so crappy they had to bury them. They're even going to get sloppy seconds on the Moon within five years.

Maybe China will outsource its environmental cleanup to the US.

Dwayner's too busy working to climb The Nose:

Pretty easy to get lost when you're randomly walking around in the woods while staring at the ground. I'm amazed she lived, despite not having either a cell phone or a hot Tauntaun abdomen.

I'll bet you $250 that he's not smart enough to stay home and pay $50 instead of going to court and paying $250. Live and learn...

They did build a Stonehenge-style sacrificial alter at Cascade Pass. Perhaps we can soon sacrifice virgins and albino sheep at all passes in the NCNP?

I thinks NOLSe is pissed he doesn't have any pics of extremo mountain gnar to sell to anyone, just his "Muscle Up" self-portrait. The additional $200 dollars barely covers the taxpayer expense you created by contesting a "no-win" fine. Lesson learned.