Dechristo

"Seems like everything I catch with this rod smells like fish."

Oh... I thought this would be a thread spilling everyones' most precious "times" and there'd be a resultant melee of sprayers ganging up on some poor sap or closet debutante for exposing some intimate detail of their lives; you know, kinda like what happens when a bunch of seventh graders take showers together in Phys. Ed. class for the first time and the new joke in the school becomes Mary's tits being all nipple or the big mole on jake's uncircumsized dick. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered there was no carnage of flying meat here... Yeah, so most of you are still in your warm beds snuggled under blankets and dreams, making stupid noises, and the kind of stupored faces that make stealth photographers cash. I'm strung-out from another late night rehearsal rich with hot licks, airborne party-favors, full-bodied German beer, and strong coffee and I have another to attend tonight... I have a stupored look and I'm not even asleep. ...so, right now, I don't give a fuck; I don't care who sees the sock fall out of my pants as I undress. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... I played Minesweeper. Beginner level, I believe my best score was 13 seconds; Expert level required a score of less than 200 or it wasn't worth shit.

He's now posting under the avatar of "TJD".

I don't know, I've always had my head leaning back when I've done that.

yeah, but, I hear his wife ties his shoes for him.

Do Not mix Viagra with iron supplements... you'll be stuck pointing north for hours.

lol

ergo: the more I climb, the more dumb I'll become. You must infer I spend a lot of time at high-altitude in order to oxygen-deprive as much brain tissue as you. Ok, I got it, forgive me... I'm a little slow, but you knew that. And it's not only your spelling that's of concern; the display of lack in critical thinking ability portrayed in your thought structure makes you a risk as a climbing partner, much more, a climber. Read, learn, don't get stuck in comparing yourself to others.

Here, you are entitled to your opinion... ...just as you were entitled to the kick in the ass you prompted from Minx.

Contrary to FDR's assertion, I don't fear fear.

you're non-temporally challenged.

Jesus = Son UV

The Lord's Prayer: ... thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. or, maybe, they want you to piss in a bottle and crap in a Pipe Bomb at home.

Yep, like people claiming they climbed the Diamond by The Cattle (Casual) Route. Like DFA wrote, somebody wants recognition for an actual ascent they ought to do it naked. You wimps want fucking clothes, grow your hair long and braid it around your quivering body. Doily-doodlin', doll-playin', "I want my Momma" cryin', motherfuckers! Disgusting...

anything by Mike Meyers, canuck bastard.

"SCHWINNG"

Pull the cord as oft as you like, the chute will not open due to vacuosness.

Syudla turned me on to it a couple years ago. Some handy info available on most peaks of the third rock from the Sun.

Thank you Archenemy ma'am, may I have another.

Stewardship is a great value and practice, but it is applied to those things people believe they are dependent upon or things they believe they owe it to. In this culture, people want and expect to be able to pay for surrogate stewardship. ... and then want to haggle the cost.

yeah, duuuude.... ...and what's with that itchy wool shit when you could be Prana'ed out?

"Arnold Schwartzennegger" ...where's Danny DeVito?

I want a girl in a short skirt and a loooooong jacket.