Dechristo

My brother, an airline pilot out of Atlanta, had HIS lighter taken from him before boarding to fly the jet. HE asked the confiscating officer, "so are you gonna come into the cockpit and confiscate my Crash Axe and my flare gun? And what about my hands... I can use these babies to steer the plane right into the ground?" The dimwit said he was just following the rules. Archenemy rocks no matter the gender.

"I thought I was supposed to inject estrogen to bulk-up."

"I think I just lost my mucus plug."

"three-out-of-five doctors who smoke, smoke Camels" "Tarringtons, I'd rather fight than switch" the opening theme music to Bonanza Lorne Greene "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, 'Look! Up in the sky... it's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S...'" "...it's not a war" "marijuana use leads to heroin" "I'm not a crook" "Marilyn Monroe was found naked and dead" "Lee Harvey Oswald was shot at point-blank by Jack Ruby, a businessman with reported Mob connections, while being escourted by a contingent of law enforcement officers; there is no apparent connection to the President's assissination." "Brillcream: a little dab'll do ya." "Are you a Republican or a Democrat? Nahhhh, I'm a Pedestrian!" (Curly Howard)

weasel-chinned-otter snaffle-assed-nodder love-butter-lotion labia-lathered-motion crampons in the bed there's no woody for the wed mules are procreatin' with the leaders of the nation The world keeps gettin' hotter and the argument churns out fodder Gettin' ganged on by the fucktards Japanese chairs'll let you fuck hard See-oh-two emissions rise drive your car and criticize chestbeat routes you do on rock just send the bitch and stuff a sock

Cut the tike some slack... He obviously went to Spelling and Grammar School at RC.com

If, in this case, "SUV" was a description of the act, perhaps it would stand for: Somebody's Useless Vengeance

when not born with a silver spoon in your mouth, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do if you want to do what you want to do. ...what she said.

Vat da hahl ees czar chasm? The Dr. intends to cut and wound the Amazing Mr. Ed and victimize him as the butt of his nefarious contempt and ridicule. GET 'ER DONE!

His climbing aside, as it is, I'd imagine he goes over large in these rooms for his refusal to honor his commitment to speak at the AAC Annual Meeting in Ouray this March past due to "political conditions" in this country.

Are you a rockjock exclusively? You can't have any appreciation for what it takes to accomplish such a feat. I think you've got an apples and oranges thing here.

Do as Phil Hartman described in an SNL skit: "First, I will trow you down and pee on your chest. Den, I will make you drink anti-freeze until you're unconscious."

Got MILF?

Give yourself a hickie with a breast MILF pump.

Honk if you love L. Ron MacKenzie

...and wipes with copies.

Aye, and that's why pirates started wearing underwear: to spare their parrots plumage... and their hineys from beaks.

Isn't that what underwear is for?

Cute. Big Bros ---> enlarged testes Wood -------> a hard-on Or were you suggesting the "wood" as off-width aid?

Bestial in its metaphoric richness of oedipallic young tillers of soil sowing seed. Plow it.

Govenor of... what? Your zipper? It's aboot time you took administrative responsibility.

"Mule": euphemism for "Yo Momma's Ass".

that photo is a joke, and it will not work... The 2x6 deal looks a bit shaky. I can split those things with a dead blow from a 14oz hammer... It should work fine considering the nature of wood to allow its conformity to other surfaces under compression. Your objection (rightly so) is to the proclivity of wood to fracture along its grain. A piece of LVL (laminated veneer lumber) may be the solution. LVL is 1 3/4" thick, has no fracture weakness (no continuous grain), and will conform to surfaces under compression; weight your placements to set them. Worth a try. You're not gonna need the pro anyway... you're gonna send the thing (once your psyche is assuaged by the effectiveness of the pro, it's all a head game anyway, eh?), and then chide yourself for the mental torture you put yourself through beforehand.

Good, this is what my reply to Bill was about.