Dechristo

Kung Pao Puffy

manly yes, but I like it, too!

Big Brother

power to the people

the only remaining super-power

__________ is a tired, old cliche.

A digression to explain the simile: digression temporarily suspended

simile-a figure of speech that expresses a resemblance between things of different kinds. cliche-a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse. Yeah, I know I've abused horribly the concept of this thread. But, in this case, it is a simile that lost its originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse. ... in the first half of the twentieth century

and the Archies

kittens are a pox

cliches are manky aid

death wish

limp-wristed

she wears comfortable shoes

tighter than Dick's hatband

Dick Van or Jerry Van?

Right, they include the costs in your taxes.

What the fuck IS "a nice, sensitive guy"?

vowel obstruction disorder

There's a Snidely Whiplash in us all.

notched the soles of Sorels to accept Salewas. They worked, after a manner, for one Winter ascent... even on verglassed rock.

My brother, an airline pilot out of Atlanta, had HIS lighter taken from him before boarding to fly the jet. HE asked the confiscating officer, "so are you gonna come into the cockpit and confiscate my Crash Axe and my flare gun? And what about my hands... I can use these babies to steer the plane right into the ground?" The dimwit said he was just following the rules. Archenemy rocks no matter the gender.

"I thought I was supposed to inject estrogen to bulk-up."

"I think I just lost my mucus plug."

"three-out-of-five doctors who smoke, smoke Camels" "Tarringtons, I'd rather fight than switch" the opening theme music to Bonanza Lorne Greene "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, 'Look! Up in the sky... it's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S...'" "...it's not a war" "marijuana use leads to heroin" "I'm not a crook" "Marilyn Monroe was found naked and dead" "Lee Harvey Oswald was shot at point-blank by Jack Ruby, a businessman with reported Mob connections, while being escourted by a contingent of law enforcement officers; there is no apparent connection to the President's assissination." "Brillcream: a little dab'll do ya." "Are you a Republican or a Democrat? Nahhhh, I'm a Pedestrian!" (Curly Howard)