Dechristo

That was Perry Mason, you foo, And if you don't act fast he'll sue.

An interesting take on the evolution of politics and political parties in the past seventy years. The author, in the interest of brevity, explains all in broad strokes, but still, covers well the rise of the "entitlement" and "victim" mentality in modern culture: one of many insidious fruits of a welfare state that has proven pernicious to the development of a sense of empowerment in the individual. Overall, a boring article due to the lack of sex, violence, and CGI.

Go for cj001f's grandma's car.

Fuck, now I've got to quit... I didn't get into it for any of the right reasons. Guess he's never been to Rifle, or the dozens of other areas where you can piss on the highway traffic from halfway up a route (depending on your stream). Maybe he was referring to hiking your lycra back up from the middle of your ass... I taught him that one. My belayers have been fuckin' me. SLACKERS! Hmmmmmm... seems I remember zippering some gear, screaming, and cratering; I must have forgotten something... THE CABLE! I FORGOT THE DAMN CABLE! Fuck Class 6(wtf?). I climb Class 7: that's climbing Class 6 while committing the seven deadly sins. I already knew this.

An interesting read.

You a lesbian? 15 Muffs Pour(french) Gob(kiwi)?

Who's sporting the tremendous woody?

You must be Irish.

A legacy of fucked-up CV joints.

Susan Saracen is one hot personal Kingdom of heaven. Was Gina Davis wearing Fredericks of Hollywood chainmail undies?

GPS calculates elevation as well as long/lat

The only way a chopper is gonna land on top of Everest is when a stretched Harley falls out of the ass of an airliner.

Porsche Cayenne

Didn't Peter, Paul, and Mary sing this first? If I had a station wagon I'd wag it in the mor-or-nin' I'd wag it in the eve-nin' All over this la - and...

A kingdom established by or for convicted criminals. See: Georgia in the USA, or Australia.

Gnaw, it just gives you a greater negative = further into the RUDE ZONE.

"...he said contritely."

A sodomizing mute?

Robin Hood would use the cam as a sex toy 'cause he's one gay mo fo. Jesus would take it or leave it as he pleases 'cause he's free. I would clip the thing on my rack. Whenever I've abandoned (or my second, more likely) a piece of my gear on a route I emotionally give it up to the cost of the day.