Dechristo

TLG, is this a reference to you? Wut chew dune down in LA, girl?

Tried that once; in function it's impracticle. The flour makes paste that dries and leaves you stuck like a dog.

Bile Julep

The ritual communal suppository.

WTF? You're simply quoting a line from The Exorcist.

but, what was your specific phraseology?

...saved GPS data from a previous wet-spot location might work well, too.

Yeah, by whatever means of location works for you: smell corn meal tissue swab ... be creative.

What did you shout?

While on the topic of RUDEness, this thread could easily go a couple of directions: RUDE: You're so fat: 1) They push you through the Eisenhower Tunnel to clean it. 2) You have an endorsement contract for lamp oil. 3) You're lover shows you a flower and then fucks the wet spot. Or... Some rude acts are: 1) Fart loudly in a public setting then blame vociferously and with feigned disgust the person standing next to you. 2) Make loud gagging and wretching noises in a restaurant. 3) Run into a crowded public Men's Room (such as in a movie theater) fighting your way to the urinal while struggling with your zipper and vocalizing despair that you're about to piss your pants. As you elbow your way to gain access to a urinal, your stream begins, prematurely, with force arching across the floor to concentrate for a moment on a sandaled foot. 4) Wet a finger deep in your ass-crack then wipe it on the upper lip of any handy stooge.

No, the condom will protect her emotions... ...but, she's got to wear it over her head.

Yeah, you missed a very real chance to be rude. Your experience should have been, minimally, like the following:

Yeah... but, only for you.

Mangosteen and Oxygen

Somebody here told me you had the whitest teeth they'd ever come across.

An "original sin" spoken to a priest in an RC confessional, according to the very funny comedian, Eddie Izzard.

Don't discount the powerful influence upon the masses of satirical political barbs sharpened by wry wit; for centuries, it has been the subtle impetus of change.

Malapropism involving "Fallujah"; sounds like...

When our ex-president was asked of his position on Fallujah, he replied: "I prefer it when I'm standing."

I prefer parrot feathers to cow's tongue (they're rough)! Though, it would probably comb the garboos out of your spivits. (look 'em up in UrbanDictionary.com)

"Navel-gazing turkey, head-in-the-sand ostrich; birds of-a-feather stick together."

Maybe we should all just click our heels together while repeating, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home,..."

This is a spurious and prejudiced maledict. Are you not familiar with the regrettable compromises this world consistently forces upon us with which we all must live; are you unacquainted with the association to darkness that is the result of choosing the construed "lesser of two evils"? A poor analogy for you: You and your loved ones are taken prisoner by an insurmontable force. You are given a choice: 1) Your wife, daughters, sons, brothers, sisters, and parents will be systematically raped, tortured, mutilated, and murdered while you are forced to watch. After, unmolested, you will be set free. Or, 2) You and your loved ones will be sodomized, forced to perform fellatio (swallowing every drop), and french the anus of every one of the twenty militants holding you and your loved ones captive; w/o latex protection. After, you and all your loved ones will be set free. Subsequently, you find, you've all contracted the AIDS virus. Now, all of your loved ones' relations have been infected as well as an expanding circle of contacts can expect a protracted, difficult death. By your method of assessment, quoted above, you will not be known as some one who had to make a hard choice and live with it, but as the buttfucking, cum-guzzling, cocksucker that condemned an entire community. As I stated, a poor analogy, butt I took a stab at it.