Dechristo

OK, you gopherfucker, NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!! [psssst...chaps...that's good, now write it with more authority like you're really pissed-off]

It occurs to me there may be, for some, an explosive correllary to this passionate discussion of "flinging birds from their nest so they [climbers] can scury up some insignificant crack". In the greater scheme (in other words, broader context), do the same passions hold or flip-flop if baby humans are flung from a crack to the ground? I have no axe to grind, just an interest in attempting to spark good dissenting conversation. Moderator, I realize this topic belongs in the Spray forum. If there is much response to this post, I see it may be moved, but, if there is little response, you might ignore this intrusion.

Hey Chaps, You've provided the impetus for a most prolific thread. You ARE a big hit here. Granted, the style of communication here is, no doubt, more vulgar, coarse, and aggressive than your experience has prepared you for, but it is also a more free and unfettered avenue of expression; you might evolve to enjoy it. Want a clue how you might get out from under the "dogpile"? Wield the other abilities (more important than climbing) "the good Lord has blessed" you with: forgiveness, to take joy in ALL things, to love your neighbor as yourself. When you reference "the good Lord" you open yourself to these admonishments. You've provided the stimulus for a lot of fun, pity if you, of all, should miss out.

Look out! Chaps is starting to get amorous.

Lamentably Ostentatious Lummox No offense to Lummox

Chaps wants to murder and put the body through a chipper.

Under the capital gnome, our leaders decide the fate of a nation.

Gnome, gnome on the range...

I'll gnome when I see him.

There's no place like Gnome.

Come on... Get a photo of Mike Meyers as Fat Bastard up here.

I and another climber established over thirty routes on a crag that had never seen development. All climbs were done from the ground up, trad, without falls, and without inspection or gardening previous to the FAs. Were these climbs "on-sites"?

I eat tossed, dead baby-birds. Stir-fry with some eggs, bean sprouts, green peppers, and season to taste. Mmm...mmm, good, Mmm...mmm, good. That's what dead baby birds are: mmm...mmm, good.

...and corrected vision not a problem.

Up fifteen miles of nasty dirt road and over two canyon passes.

Layton's the Wanted-Belayer!

Looks like she has cinnamon buns on her mind.

Fucker's on belay! Where's those belayers when you need one...

Haven't seen 'em since the '74 Dark Side of the Moon Tour, Olympia Stadium (where the Red Wings used to play). Haven't been to Hyde Park since '71. I'd consider going over to catch the whole concert, but, I bet Elton plays a bunch of his newer stuff and I've got a couple gigs that weekend. Fuckin' bastard temporal realm!

fast fucker... it doesn't help that I've got a 24kbps connection. I had to join the site first. My signature line for the site: "When I think of Chaps, I think of moist meadows."

OMFG, look at the jocularity!

"I give 'em warm milk and nookies...ummm...cookies. It's not sexual."

The more Chumps thinks about, the more he looks like your avatar.