Camilo

NSFW. Why am I still at work?

If it's unspeakable, it's not a solution.

You people are idiots. This whole stem cell/cloning research is just a THEORY. It hasn't been proven, so it doesn't deserve any funding whatsoever. I'm donating my money and lobbying the government to support Intelligent Design stem cells. The whole process is so complex and filled with ethical dilemmas that only something smarter than any human (not God though - I never said God!) can develop it. Same goes for the rest of science.

Just thought I'd bring this back. I'd like to hear what he has to say this time, but for some weird reason I think it will be the same old song.

That post and your signature go really well together!

Here's the link http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/

You know it's fake, right?

Nolse, if you didn't rupture your eardrum you could've done some damage to the canal itself. PM me if you want a good specialist. He can see you pretty quickly, he's good, and in NW Portland.

Unless the weather's better on Hood, I'll be there with my girlfriend. How long is the hike in from the highway? I've only started from the Devil's Lake TH.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought there was a distinct difference between POWs and hostages.

I just lost mine last week! It's nice to finally get rid of the thing and see a nice new fresh one growing underneath. I'll take a lost toenail over an ingrown nail any day.

That sounds great! Thanks for the news, Timmy. Anybody heading up there Memorial Day w/e for some skiing?

I can't tell the difference between normal responses and cliches in this thread anymore.

my bad

Holy crap graupel, that site is crazy! I don't know where they get their info. . . tax forms? I looked up a bunch of people, found them, and then looked myself up. It's got my birth date, phone number, my work address, my parents' address, my dad's office address. Plus you can do background checks. I'm glad I'm not stalking material.

Sounds religious. WWJD?

Nice stirrups.

Nobody else was riding up the hill. The hill kicked my ass. And anybody else could've too. No neon though. And no boobs yet, but I'm crossing my fingers. And Specialed, don't worry. The kid won't have a better experience for what he's studying anywhere else. And he'll make some damn good money for a summer job. Should there be just one giant spray thread today?

Single speeds are fun. They're less maintenance, quieter, and - if you're into that sort of thing - make you use better technique instead of fiddling with gears. I rode mine to work yesterday and got my ass kicked going back home over council crest.

Then he'd never know how crazy and wacky the world of biomedical engineering can be .

If I was in a fraternity I'd have some ideas. Just looking to have fun with the guy. Maybe hazing is too strong a word? I guess pranks is better. I like the Dru's dress code idea. We were already going to wear shirts and ties for the first week, see how long he went with it . Such is the hilarious life of a cubicle rat.

That's pretty good, and I pulled the same one on my friend telling him to get his headlight fluid (halogen) and muffler bearings checked at the shop. But - this guy's an engineer so I doubt he'll fall for it. Nothing better? Please help. He comes a week from tomorrow. As for the cigar, I'm a guy and so is he, and I don't really like poop-flavored cigars.

We've got an intern coming in next week and I'm not very creative. I'm looking for any and all prank ideas, preferably non-violent and sanitary (but I can't rule those out). He'll be here all summer long, but I think that the first week is the best opportunity for me to do anything. . . that's when he'll be the most impressionable. If you need background, he's in college and I work for a medical company. Please help! Thanks in advance. P.S. Obviously, any suggestions that produce good pictures will be posted here.

Listen to it here This guy is unbelievable

What the hell is MILF Day? Why today? What do I have to do to celebrate?