bunglehead

Actually that wasn't a bad start. You just had to follow through with "faggot", "hippie", "Jew" etc.

Make him go to the supemarket for "microwave fluid" Have his boss come up, look in the microwave and say: "Yeah, this isn't heating up as well. It's getting low, go to the store and get some microwave fluid" I've witnessed people falling for that one with my own two peepers.

It sure is!

You guys are forgetting to mention the important subspecies of the road bike coffee shop poser. I'm sure you have them in Seattle, I've seen them in every single town I've lived in. You know, the folks who get decked in all their riding clothes, put on their road shoes and get on their perpetually clean shiny bikes, and ride 4 blocks from their house to hang out and drink coffee in public. Their clothes are never dirty, their bikes are always shiny, and their shoes always look nonscuffed. Don't forget them. I think they're the ones that reproduce.

Most baffling: "Everybody loses from potato bruises" WTF?

I wish that typo was on purpose.

How I wish he were actually that funny. But that's pretty funny.

I think that's kind of the same reason they don't drive BMWs, because they can't spell it.

Well that kind of explains some things anway... Oh, and: Yikes! Those are some scary statistics!

No shit. How the fuck do they know he wore eye makeup? Was the facial recounstruction overseen by Keith Richards and Johnny Deep? And he has great skin for living so long ago!

Twinkiehenge. heheh.

Eep. That's ick factor 9.9 (out of a possible 10)

I spend my rest days cleaning the scunge from around my sink trim with toothpicks. All. Day. And chasing my dog around saying "Gimme a kiss!"

alone Or in a costume.

eeww!

Any guy who still goes to "Star Wars" movies.

So wouldn't a peg-leg be a hybrid?

Hey-y-y-y-y!

Not that Opal Creek.

Will clown shoes get a business discount?

As idiotic as this sounds, there are actually people here throwing that very idea around, bike license plates, insurance, registration, the whole magilla.

Actually, that's a fucking cool ass calculator. Looks like it'd grind pepper too!

Oh man, that calculator was THE SHIT when it came out!!

Although this in theory sounds like an amenable situation for all of humanity, I'm afraid the resultant pabulum would have little in the way of nutritional value. On the other hand, it would most likely have the scent of pine!