Well my boss is a hardcore republican and he's the most homophobic, sexist miserable man I've had the displeasure to meet. He goes to strip clubs for lunch and cheats on his wife all the time and brags about it, yet he's worried about gay marriage because it's "a slippery slope"
If that isn't fucking hypocrisy, I don't know what is.
Oh and he told me that I was "alright for a Jew"
What the fuck does that even mean?