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bunglehead

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  1. FUCK I HATE THAT.
  2. Agreed. And there should be a "Fucking Idiot" penalty for fucking idiots that drive around in the winter with studded tires in the valley. Fucking learn how to use chains you fucking idiots.
  3. Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I want the state to track me at all times! The Oregon legislature has way too much time on their hands. Other bills under consideration: Emergency bills to mandate martial arts for all K-12 schools. Banning Foie Gras. And I'm sure there are others. But this one kind of takes the prize for sheer idiocy.
  4. Late (!) reply: Yes, the climbs at Awbrey butte are some good shit. There's this one Iron Cross move out there with a one finger mono pull that tends to spank the ego around. That problem has a pretty big topout.
  5. Well my boss is a hardcore republican and he's the most homophobic, sexist miserable man I've had the displeasure to meet. He goes to strip clubs for lunch and cheats on his wife all the time and brags about it, yet he's worried about gay marriage because it's "a slippery slope" If that isn't fucking hypocrisy, I don't know what is. Oh and he told me that I was "alright for a Jew" What the fuck does that even mean?
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    Yeah, me either. I just wash my balls and cornhole with a cold, wet soapy rag. I find this to be especially enjoyable at a friend's house. I figure as long as I fold it back up and hang it on the towel rack, no harm done.
  7. So Cobra Commander, since you're a cartoon, do you ever hang out with these guys? They seem pretty cool. Except for Shake, he's kind of a dick.
  8. Is that a camel toe at the waistline?! Front butt!! Front butt!!
  9. Don't look directly at him! He can shoot laser beams out of his eyes!
  10. WOW. That looks almost exactly like my old boss. That clinches it. I'm going to call him and ask if he has a pacer.
  11. That's funny. It's pretty fucking weird.
  12. Master Shake? From Aqua Teen Hunger Force. These guys here:
  13. Make the homies say "HO!" and the girlies want to scream!
  14. What an age we live in! I think we should enact "No Squirrel Left Behind" legislation so there's a gps locator on every squirrel.
  15. Or Hung Phar Lo in Portland?
  16. Yeah, they have a shitload of nuts. So maybe they're pretty smart after all.
  17. FUCK. I never thought of that.
  18. The judge told me I can follow them, but I can't offer my nuts for them to "bury"
  19. Uh, hell yes. Considering they're almost always in my hands, I know where my nuts are all the time.
  20. Because I follow them around? Duuh!
  21. Shedd, Oregon. That's really accurate.
  22. Why is it that squirrels can't remember where they bury all their nuts? It's not like they have anything else to worry about, like remembering algebra and job stuff. They don't seem that highly evolved to me. I almost always remember where I leave my keys, and I'm like 3 times more important than the squirrels in my neighborhood. I just don't understand why it is they can't remember shit. Squirrels. Pfffft.
  23. What's funny about this, is I have round laces on my shoes at work, and they come untied all the time. I hate round laces.
  24. bunglehead

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    Yeah, me either. I just wash my balls and cornhole with a cold, wet soapy rag. I find this to be especially enjoyable at a friend's house. I figure as long as I fold it back up and hang it on the towel rack, no harm done.
  25. I've had great luck attracting the bitches with my AMC PACER Matter o' fact, I have to have a caddy rollin behind me to keep my bitches in tow. Pow! Candy.
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