bunglehead

My favorite cocktail? How about a fucking Molotov cocktail lobbed at my boss and his family? Every time there's a problem at work he hangs his underlings out to dry. The only person's back he's got is his own. WEAK. I swear my job is exactly like the commercials with the monkeys in the office. I'm serious, it's exactly like that. Right down to the ass kissing. I should have stayed in the restaurant business. At least in kitchens you can see the knife that's going to stab you. Oh and I like Bloody Marys. I've never had a drink with grapefruit in it. That might be good.

380 calories for a cup of anything seems high. Shit I think my bowl of cheerios and milk only comes to 120 calories.

Gah! That's a dead ringer! also: "Hey how's it going?" ad naseum

BUUURN!

Not to ruin this thread with personal feelings, cuz yous guys is on a roll , but here goes. I worked in restaurants for (waaay too many) years, and it kinda bothered me every time I had to drop a lobster into the pot. Even cooking crayfish kind of bothered me. I'm a BIG PUSSY!! Shrimp however, I seemed to take delight in cooking. I hope those things feel pain. Ick. Shrimp. We now return to your regularly scheduled spray.

What's next? Steamed butter? "Um hi, I'll have a double tall caramel buttered popcorn frappamochacino" I swear some of the drinks people order look big enough to contain the caloric content of a meal. BLEEECCCCCH.

Steamed half and half?!!! YAAAR That's just sick. Fuck that is so gross.

Hmmn... I don't even know what a "Double tall nonfat breve" is. But I always order an "8 oz double skim latte" Is that acceptable enough for you caffeinistas?

ME TOO.

I strongly suspect I'm not the only one who remembers an entirely different Bend than the yuppie hellhole it's become. In fact, when The North Face had plans to open an outlet, it raised concern among a lot of folks. Look at that town now. Sucks. Yuppies are a disease that spread their appearance obsessed lifetstyle like a dark ooze across the planet. Bend isn't the only town they've ruined. On the other hand guys like GAPERTIMMY live there, so there's still hope.

I think that Track by Casual is pretty damn crazy. That dude can rap. Track 7, I believe. That's easily the craziest thing I've heard him do.

There's so much about this country that blows. This being an example. I think we should fucking nuke DC after we evacuate the residents. Take out all of the Government. That might be a good start.

OH MY GOD IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!!!

By Handsome Boy Modeling School Is pretty awesome What is most awesome is the dude scratching Vivaldi on the 'tables in the middle of "Rock and Roll Could Never Hip Hop Like This pt 2" WHACKITY WHACK!

Jesus doesn't hate me. He works in the dishpit in the cafeteria at work and he says "Hola" to me somtimes.

Hey DFA, that pretty much describes my boss. Except I think he's a closet homosexual, because all he talks about is gays getting married. Fuckin' asshat.

Mine too!

But I like the environment the way it is! I'm telling you dudes, it's going down just like in that movie "The Arrival" The aliens are getting ready to take over!!!!!

Hmm, I didn't think of that. WAS I!?

Mmmmmmmmmmaybe.....youhaveapoint.

Nobody, and that's my point.

I wish my girfriend would "unite" with me.

Has that happened to somebody?

If the "Dems" put up Hillary for pres nominee, they're even more out of touch and dumber than I fear. there is no fucking way she could win after all the shit with her husband, not even mentioning the shit she gets from "the right" wing radio fucks all the time. A lot of people eat that shit up ....Why don't normal people that all folks agree with and respect run for office? What the fuck?

Does my fucking bitch of a psycho girlfriend getting up at 6 am sighing and slamming the bathroom door really loud and waking me up with her fucking personal DRAMA count as a day starting off rough?