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  1. the electrodes have ta make skin contact.
  2. shit. i can do that: 'the mountain was too dangerous so i went home.' bwahahahaha
  3. enquiring minds wanna know.
  4. werd of advice: dont let the fuckers at this website shake yur confidence. of course you can do it. sheeit. on this 50 year aniversary of climbing everest you should know that if a horsetooth stupid fucker who aint never had climbed anywhere but new zealand can get up the worlds tallest mountain you can organize a puny little fucking trip. do it.
  5. lummox

    420 in TO

    loser.
  6. the la sportiva distributors in boulder are fuckin assholes. but the italian shoes are fuckin cool.
  7. lummox

    It's.......

    sausage is real good. made from cow and pig organs and maybe some rat too.
  8. aint 'nesessary'. just fuckin handy. dont need it on a lot of sandstone but its good for the slickery granite.
  9. say it aint so kid. seems white-trash-done-good greasy rap singer kid rock aint gonna get hitched to super boobs cocksucker pamela anderson. i'm fuckin pissed. i was lookin forward to the exclusive wedding photos in people magazine of drunk guests empty 40s sprawled on the lawn ana fistfight or two. heres more: NEW YORK (AP) -- It looks like Pamela Anderson's romance with Kid Rock is on the rocks. The actress and the rock star got engaged in the Las Vegas desert in April 2002, but never set a wedding date. Anderson wasn't wearing her engagement ring last week during a promotional appearance for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in Florida. "The word that best describes me now is 'free,'" the 35-year-old told People magazine for its June 30 issue. "That's all I will say. I'm a mom, and that's where my life is at." She also showed up at a June 10 party at the Playboy mansion without Rock, whose real name is Bob Ritchie. When Us Weekly magazine asked about future nuptials, she said: "Assume what you want about a wedding. ... I'm here with family and friends. That might be a hint." Calls placed to representatives for Anderson and Rock weren't immediately returned Wednesday. The two began dating in April 2001, when they met backstage at VH1's diva salute to Aretha Franklin at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. In February, Anderson told TV Guide: "My priorities are my boys. I'm trying to create a new family with Bob and his son." The "V.I.P." star has two sons -- Brandon, 7, and Dylan, 5 -- with her ex-husband, former Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. The two divorced after a rocky marriage and recently settled a tense, prolonged custody dispute. Rock, 32, has a 10-year-old, Bob Jr.
  10. BURP
  11. 'i hate that fuckin harry potter. you given me a headache.'
  12. i usta have a mullet. damn i wish i was that cool now.
  13. gremlins cant climb for shit
  14. sheeit. i thought mugs stump climbed cassin ridge in like 15 hours. i think the route counts for several hours off.
  15. lummox

    Canadian Bands

    aint that little girl with the plumers butt from canada? i think her name is advil?
  16. lummox

    ice tools

    knock it off. i cant take any more teasing.
  17. really? i bet he be barely middle class income (which is fuckin way more than i pull in). dude barely works. is his wife loaded or sumpin?
  18. lummox

    joke

    The "Coho," not being native to Lake Michigan waters has experienced difficulty in surviving the final swim up the Lake Michigan feeder streams. She has been losing her roe on the rocky bottoms, and if she got far enough upstream into the small pools, she has had great difficulty getting back into the main stream over the sand bars, etc. In fact, as high as 90 percent were dying in the upper reaches of the Lake Michigan tributaries, which caused a pollution and odor problem. The Lake Michigan Department of Fishing decided to cross breed the "Coho" with the native "Walleye" for two reasons: (1) the "Walleye" had the strength and knowledge to get through the Lake Michigan tributaries. (2) the "Walleye" was not prone losing the roe while going upstream. This new strain was called the "Co-Wall." However, in cross-breeding, the fight that the "Coho" was noted for was lost to the more sluggish tendencies of the "Walleye." To combat this sluggishness, the experiment went further. They bred the "Co-Wall" with the greatest fresh water fighter in North America, the "Muskie." This created a hybrid, double cross-breed introduced as a top American game fish. They named this fish "Co-Wall"Ski," and now they have to teach the dumb son-of-a-beech how to swim.
  19. hehehe. your 'thing'. hehehe.
  20. 'im the richest woman in the uk and i still can look frumpy.'
  21. michael_layton dont give up hope of finding love just because humans find you undesireable. go trans-species.
  22. omlette dat one slide.
  23. whats 'foment'? sumpin like dis?: foment there i thought the bbq ribs was done gone.
  24. no. i did not find this on tardblog.com
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