lummox

i was in a plane bout to land in houston when we were hit by lightning. that was pretty freaky. but what was scary was the captains voice over the intercom: 'ladies and gentlemen . . . ' then fuckin nothing for bout a minute. then he says everthing is okay. it sure was quiet in the cabin while we waited for the captain to start talking again.

sounds like you been to assramistan alot too. fuckin gaytard chestbeater.

coonyard is a fuckin chuffer.

a friend showed me an oldtime kina knot for rapping. itsa square knot with the ends tied as a fishermans. the idea is that its easy to untie. it is.

texan bout to kick ass in french country. sneaky german may ruin party plans.

hey stoopid. what about refiners fire?

yur oversharing. and now i gots a mental image thats really disturbing me.

that whole country been sleeping on the wet spot.

seems that california will get the future governator says 'I'm back!'

considering that the source is someone thats known you for yur entire fucking life it must be accurate. and have little to do with climbing.

i just got this liquid instant coffe at the store. now i dont even need to get water hot to make coffee.

july 4th already? dude. i hope you dont take this premature thing into yur girlfriends bed.

look like dat stupid fucking bigot got hit wit a right cross. bam! broke the fuck out his nose

glad to see you doing your part

and i be fukin famous as jenna jameson.

you have zero appreciation of the caffeine achiever. btw, i want lumpy breast tissue. and for you fuckin history buffs the introduction of coffee to europe helped pull that shithole outta the dark ages. so fuck you if you cant hang being at the top of the food chain.

even a stupid fuckin lummox knows 1inch=2.54cm therefore 1cubic inch = 2.54*2.54*2.54cc

pyrotechnics on the beach in california.

life would fuckin suck without coffee and chocolate

whos bike is it?

i drove for 17 hours. woop the fucking doo. ima menace to flying insects on the road.

shit dude. one time i seen my friend drink from the wrong bottle. he got hiself a good swallow of copenhagen spit before it came right back out. i laughed beer threw my nose at that one.

boyz in da hood covered by dynamite hack. or gin and juice covered by the gourds. course it was rap to begin wit so its pretty easy to improve upon.

as i said before permanent solution to a temporary problem. theres no shame is asking for help trask. we all have dark days. get some meds and some counseling asap. you got a lot to live for. keep up the good fight.