lummox

thanks dude. i had to find how to do it in xp. wouldnt known what to do without your help. this is what i found to do: Windows XP Home Click Start->Settings ->Control Panel Click Performance and Maintenance Click Administrative Tools Double click Services Scroll down and highlight "Messenger" Right-click the highlighted line and choose Properties. Click the STOP button. Select Disable or Manual in the Startup Type scroll bar Click OK

got this in a email today. pretty much okay for kids. 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

why did the pigeon cross the road? he wanted to be a chicken. why did the duck cross the road? he was stapled to a chicken.

uh. what is that? i dont think i got one. cept in the chevy.

where does santa stay when he goes on vacation? in a ho ho hotel.

i got free surfer to stop spawning pages. i got adaware to stop spyware. what can i do to stop those fuckin annoying messenger popups which seem to come from companies selling software to stop annoying messenger popups?

whataya get when you cross a straw and a snake? a slurpent.

your suposed to wait for the third date with barbie.

i gots some montrails d-whatever. they kina clunky compared to running shoes but they climb okay. pretty much right on for the odd 5th class move among a bunch of 3rd and 4th scrambling. they much moe comfortable with different inserts.

my checklist is difrent. i must be unhappy. damit. health-okay spouse-none kids-sometimes bucks-few push myself outdoors...to point of excitement/fear? i get hard just thinking bout runouts.

hold onto that dream. does it make the suck of everday life not so bad?

fra-gi-le. must be italian.

wheres the pink? i wana see the action shots.

racing aint no fuckin popularity contest.

read this: Grand-Mère, the official coffee supplier at the Tour de France, is distributing free cups of the black liquid at the start and finish each day. In the Village départ, that adds up to about 1,500 cups while the hostesses serve another 5,000 plastic cups to the general public. At the finish, the same amount is dispensed. From the cars in the publicity caravan, 54,000 bags containing 40g of coffee are thrown to the public on the side of the road. thats fuckin cool.

those plbs are pretty common for private boat owners. they dont work for shit if the batteries go. i reckon its better to plan on saving your own ass in case of emergency. once had a coast guard helocopter fly over a fishing boat i was on when the epirb shifted in the cabinet and got turned on. embarassment dont describe the half of it.

i find it difficult to believe that jon ashcroft will make this a priority. but i hope the teenagers get nailed.

time for a baseball game at the squish? no problem taking sporting equipment over the border. bring it.

that dude gets hurt all the fuckin time. its bad timing for him though. a kickass performance by him could win him head spot on the usps team when lance retires. im thinkin floyd maybe the go to guy at this point. gotta love a guy name 'floyd' anyhow.

i got to hear the tunes of 'dj pham' last week. some short and fat vietnamese guy wearing baggy clothes an trying to be ghetto and shit. 'proud to me american where at least i know im free' is all i can say.

Ok, ok, I lived in Israel for 6 months, and it was fucking awesome. And I've travelled all over the U.S. I love travelling. But I have been to Sandusky. I use to live in Ohio. SUCKED ASS. I'm sorry...wasn't referring to you...aimed at Lummox... my ladies dont call it 'fuckstick'. no. 'mr pleasure' is the nom de amour. but thats a wierd question to ask.

i was on a flight when the kid in the seat in front of me shits something terrible stinky. the stewardess came running with this little wipe thing she pulles out of a foil pack. she waves it in the air and the smell was gone. fucking miracle stuff. like nuclear febreze. wish i knew what it was.

you wont be able to buy medical maryjane?

Sounds like you need to get beyond the confines of your trailer, or does your parole terms prohibit that? with enough foil wrap around my electronic ankle bracelet i can go anywhere i want.