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  1. lummox

    family and friends

    yur oversharing. and now i gots a mental image thats really disturbing me.
  2. that whole country been sleeping on the wet spot.
  3. seems that california will get the future governator says 'I'm back!'
  4. lummox

    family and friends

    considering that the source is someone thats known you for yur entire fucking life it must be accurate. and have little to do with climbing.
  5. i just got this liquid instant coffe at the store. now i dont even need to get water hot to make coffee.
  6. july 4th already? dude. i hope you dont take this premature thing into yur girlfriends bed.
  7. look like dat stupid fucking bigot got hit wit a right cross. bam! broke the fuck out his nose
  8. glad to see you doing your part
  9. and i be fukin famous as jenna jameson.
  10. you have zero appreciation of the caffeine achiever. btw, i want lumpy breast tissue. and for you fuckin history buffs the introduction of coffee to europe helped pull that shithole outta the dark ages. so fuck you if you cant hang being at the top of the food chain.
  11. even a stupid fuckin lummox knows 1inch=2.54cm therefore 1cubic inch = 2.54*2.54*2.54cc
  12. pyrotechnics on the beach in california.
  13. life would fuckin suck without coffee and chocolate
  14. i drove for 17 hours. woop the fucking doo. ima menace to flying insects on the road.
  15. shit dude. one time i seen my friend drink from the wrong bottle. he got hiself a good swallow of copenhagen spit before it came right back out. i laughed beer threw my nose at that one.
  16. boyz in da hood covered by dynamite hack. or gin and juice covered by the gourds. course it was rap to begin wit so its pretty easy to improve upon.
  17. as i said before permanent solution to a temporary problem. theres no shame is asking for help trask. we all have dark days. get some meds and some counseling asap. you got a lot to live for. keep up the good fight.
  18. sure. its a bitch to pop an olly on the beast. but it cruises like a lowrider 64 impala. aint nothing cooler.
  19. dewey weber none of that pussy sliding on snow shit for me (cept in winter on my fat ns ride). riding is more exciting when major flesh abrazion occurw when ay fall. sector 9 wheels and independent trucks. helza ya.
  20. i dint buy a bunck of shoes so i could leave em at home. id one climbs like you ask about where i wore running shoes on the trail and boots on the snow and ice.
  21. i declare jihad on the infidel zionist puppets that parade the forested corridors of cascadia. may the ticketwriters scrota seeth with maggots. may their prostrates become cancerous from exposure to the unbelieving radar gun radiation. may their camels teats go dry and their women grow coarse hair in their nether regions. my feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all. god willing.
  22. trask. you need to have another cup a joe.
  23. lummox

    who ya gonna call

    DogtheBountyHunter.com kicking ass all over the fukin place. look at em takin out the fry cook at a local dennys. that cheatin mother fucker had a forged green card. way to go dog! i feel safer already.
  24. lummox

    One Hit Wonders

    bc chronic. 1 hit and i wonder who waht and where i am.
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