lummox

some people place a lot of cred in resting heart rate to keep track of overtraining risk. but tendons are diferent. if you wake up achy maybe let off the hard pulling?

aint no fuckin mountains 14000' high in the tetons. its a weird year for weather and snowpack and people have been gettin up routes early all over the west.

rich? damn dude. i hate to see what you call poor.

wtf does bob polish anyway? how much for the fullbody masage?

wtf? this dude is an al qaeda priority? hypoxia has taken its toll eh?

i aint the one trying to get inside the heads of fuckers who wear scarves and dresses.

i dont know bout that dude. its pretty fuckin nonhumid in the tetons. rime is kinda rare. check out the eastside and the westside

translation: sucking off the tit of the university has gotten tiresome for bDubyaH. too bad you scheduled yur defense at such a crappy time.

go fucking climbing ya loser.

There was a midget (little person) down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. So he finally went to his doctor and told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left one and told the midget to turn his head and cough--the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and putting his finger under the right one, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, so he stared at the ceiling. But noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his groin area was no longer in any pain. The midget said, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it... What did you do?" The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

maybe she a real money MAKER. pimpin hoes and shit

i hada girlfirend who was kinda kinky. class four fersure.

one a my sons made a card for me for fathers day. the text is 'blahblahblah. . . blahblahblah'. 'okay day. enough with the fishing stories. let's get to the father's day party.' the illustrations are classic. kids are pretty fun.

'i dont belong to an organized political party. im a democrat.' --will rogers.

yeah rednecks.

check out this article from leather camp

i had set it up with a sales rep guy who sells shit at the ride to sell some other shit. but the organizer lady thought different. she blew a fucking gasket and just werent very nice to me. i made some money anyhow. they say success is the best revenge.

class 4 means if you fall you gonna get majorly fucked up or dead. class 3 means if you fall you might break something.

well my happy bike vacation turned ta shit when da ride organizer lost her fuckedup fucking temper and told me to get the fuck out. some people just get too fucking hung up on details. i think there mighta been some kina political undercurrent. who the fuck knows. i think i ota just stick to climbing.

so far my day has been kick ass. ima hitting the road in mere minutes and hope to have a great week at ride the rockies bike tour.

i dont think so. the pwc is supposed to get wet.

im on the road for a while. but i come back someday. enjoy yur weekend. go out and climb.

registers are really cool when someone leaves some burnage.