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lummox

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  1. unlike the vw? yea. better stick with the dragster westfalia.
  2. from the uspsprocycling website george is 6foot3 but only weighs 170 lbs. that aint huge. cipollini is 6foot4 and 174 lbs. fucking skinny.
  3. i guess thats why a tacoma won the pikes peak two years running (98 and 99)?
  4. do not do this to yourself. instead buy a reliable yota tacoma with a sizable shell or a camper top.
  5. from gray davis (the asswipe governer of california) regarding the impending recall election: 'In a strange way, this has got my juices flowing.' in a strange way thats about the gayest thing i ever heard. anybody got another fucked up quote?
  6. today i been two months straight without a drink. i wake up feeling ok rather than shitty. my work has gotten better. im nicer to people or at least less mean. im climbing pretty good. i gots money in the bank. thanks jc.
  7. get the one with the ziplock top.
  8. no fuckin way is eric/k the most common name on this site. more like asshole or dickhead or the all endearing asseyes.
  9. i already tolt you what to do. just buy the fucking platypus water sack and shove it in yur clibing pack.
  10. wunder woman. shes all savvy and shit whereas the hulk is just giant green unchecked aggression.
  11. aint gonna happen. just do what the fuck you wanna.
  12. i got a bag with a ziplock top that makes it easy to fill with melted snow. i just stick it in the pack im carrying. got it at mec. check it
  13. subdermal fat is one of the physical traits that distinguishes humans from other primates. that and mortgage payments.
  14. ever notice that they dont have spelling contests in spanish speaking countries. but they do in english speaking ones. english is a bitch. who the fuck cares about spelling as long as the meaning is conveyed. pompous pricks thats who.
  15. lummox

    Lance ...

    the fragile (fra-gil-le) must be italian comment is a nod to the classic christmas story movie. hamilton falls down too much.
  16. lummox

    Lance ...

    fuker looks fragile. must be italian. aint no wonder he breaks when he falls.
  17. yea. and stay the fuck away from mangoes. they gots something in them like poison oak and if you really alergic it will fuck you up. heard of boy scouts putting poison oak on a fire and dying by drowning in lung pus.
  18. god. leave it at that.
  19. 7 fuckin pages for feathers? what the fuck? fuckin anyhow
  20. it makes yur girlfriend bearable at least
  21. lummox

    Breakfast

    try agin
  22. Somewhere in the deep south Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, that's true." Answered the lawyer. "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true, mister lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?" 'Cause I was thinkin', maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been waken' up with."
  23. lummox

    Breakfast

    it got messed up
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