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lummox

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  1. sure. its a bitch to pop an olly on the beast. but it cruises like a lowrider 64 impala. aint nothing cooler.
  2. dewey weber none of that pussy sliding on snow shit for me (cept in winter on my fat ns ride). riding is more exciting when major flesh abrazion occurw when ay fall. sector 9 wheels and independent trucks. helza ya.
  3. i dint buy a bunck of shoes so i could leave em at home. id one climbs like you ask about where i wore running shoes on the trail and boots on the snow and ice.
  4. i declare jihad on the infidel zionist puppets that parade the forested corridors of cascadia. may the ticketwriters scrota seeth with maggots. may their prostrates become cancerous from exposure to the unbelieving radar gun radiation. may their camels teats go dry and their women grow coarse hair in their nether regions. my feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all. god willing.
  5. trask. you need to have another cup a joe.
  6. lummox

    who ya gonna call

    DogtheBountyHunter.com kicking ass all over the fukin place. look at em takin out the fry cook at a local dennys. that cheatin mother fucker had a forged green card. way to go dog! i feel safer already.
  7. lummox

    One Hit Wonders

    bc chronic. 1 hit and i wonder who waht and where i am.
  8. treat yurself to an early xmas. buy a new fucking rope. go bluewater.
  9. lummox

    rain are suck

    some wet spots are better than others
  10. i hope the other 'girls' in the chorus line chafe your ass.
  11. gargle shit pucker licker
  12. lummox

    YATES

    go to the source: http://www.yatesgear.com/climbing/index.htm
  13. ina can
  14. er
  15. wise
  16. bud
  17. id just take the fuckin money and run.
  18. lummox

    It's.......

    boom boom shikka boom got the rock bettys to ride my horse cock slick slide.
  19. i go rock
  20. bingo! its the latest rage among body modification types. tatoos and piercings arent edgy enuf anymore.
  21. i feel ill. that shit is rude.
  22. lummox

    penis sighting

    'Whoa, yes they call him The Streak Fastest thing on two feet He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy He gun give us a peek Oh, yes they call him The Streak He likes to show off his physique If there's an audience to be found He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique'
  23. details.
  24. lummox

    penis sighting

  25. "The woman's been with, like, five guys in her whole life. There aren't many virgins in their 30s. Jen's about as close as you're likely to find, certainly in Hollywood.'' — Ben Affleck on Jennifer Lopez watta dork. i bet he wont get a bj for sharing that tidbit.
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