lummox

but its so fucking easy to delude the burning man crowd to begin with. whats the difficulty?

pla-ce-bo. works for 2/3rds of the population.

wat was it fucking?

easy solo up the north side of haystack. or the south side of steeple peak (short 5.8 steps. easy to boulder out and only an ankle breaker if you blow it). wolfs head would be the shit but thaz a long day of exposure for me. prolly get pretty high on pingora going up the descent route.

hamilton has had his best results while hurt. some kina fight club shit or sumpin. sick fuck fersure

Bathtubs and shaving cream are way funner than rippin' shit off together. She must have really luved you...... oh yeah. total love. wanted to marry me and have my children. fucking sadist.

sheeit. shaving is weak. the truly bold sugar. i had a girlfriend do that to my legs one time. fukin a that hurt. the anticipation of the rip was the worst part.

it all started when jon wrote that a couple riders were 'huge'. and i shave from the ears down. a fukin walkin talkin risk of razor burn cuz the wimmin luv it.

i got one a those. pretty good. but i prefer the old petzl zoom for night-time route finding.

i have spent time in texas. and no. i wasnt incarcerated. the young women are fine. but they get fatter the older they get. there are some seriously big people in that state. ice tea automatically comes super sweet and fried chicken and pudding is common at a salad bar.

reminds me of a joke: An American was visiting London and after walking around all day he really had to take a leak. Not finding a public restroom, he decided to go down an alley and do his business there. Just as he was starting to unzip a Boby came along and said" Right....wots going on here?. The man said, "I really have to take a leak, and I couldn't find a public restroom." " Come with me " said the bobby, "I'll show you where you can take a wiz," leading the man down the street a few yards. They came to a beautiful garden with pretty green grass, lots of flowers and neatly trimmed hedges. Pointing to a bush the bobby said," here you go do your business right here sir." The gentleman looked around and thought ok, if he says so. He unzipped his pants and started to wiz, looking back at the bobby he said," Is this the usual British hospitality?" "No sir says the bobby, It's the French embassy."

it sure sucks when your leader has to stop 3m from the next anchor while you daisy into the anchor and then untie your knot you had been tied into the anchor with, so she can finish the pitch that sure would suck cuz that would mean you climbing the grand on a 120foot fucking rope. btw it sucks to be unneccesarily unsafe for the sake of belayer convenience.

9mm rope or 9mm caliber semi kina shooting thing? explain the haste. got a fat liquor store in your sights?

fuk a dude. i was on a boat coming into shelter island san diego last week right up the ass of a submarine. fukin coast guard dudes ina rib pointing a 50cal at us while a copter was overhead and jets were landing over the ammo dump. usa military is fukin scary strong. im telling the captain to back the fuck off the diesel or were gonna get boarded and fuked with. i got more stories bout mexican navy pukes pointing their fucked up old model m16s too. fukin a.

no tv or vcr? what about the lion king for the billionith showing? or sing along with ariel and the rasta crab?

no. they are skinny. way. check it fer urself: mario: http://www.cycling4fans.com/e/informations/riders/e2b_cipollini.htm george: http://www.uspsprocycling.com/02team/03bio_hincapie.htm

you got blueballs or sumpin? fukin crabby as all hell.

enchanted rock is pretty cool to visit. but go in the winter. and then only if you gotta go through texas. i once spent an enjoyable night in pecos shooting pool and drinking beer with some bikers. texans are alright with me.

before and after:

where are the critiques of the belay setup?

fuk dude. im still waiting on the release of jenna jamesons book 'how to make love like a pornstar'.

the deadfuck at the top looks kina like bluto. the other fuker could be one of many in the world. whata bout the dna tests?

u like rimming

you are a master of the obvious.