lummox

get the one with the ziplock top.

no fuckin way is eric/k the most common name on this site. more like asshole or dickhead or the all endearing asseyes.

i already tolt you what to do. just buy the fucking platypus water sack and shove it in yur clibing pack.

wunder woman. shes all savvy and shit whereas the hulk is just giant green unchecked aggression.

aint gonna happen. just do what the fuck you wanna.

sandy is cool

i got a bag with a ziplock top that makes it easy to fill with melted snow. i just stick it in the pack im carrying. got it at mec. check it

subdermal fat is one of the physical traits that distinguishes humans from other primates. that and mortgage payments.

ever notice that they dont have spelling contests in spanish speaking countries. but they do in english speaking ones. english is a bitch. who the fuck cares about spelling as long as the meaning is conveyed. pompous pricks thats who.

the fragile (fra-gil-le) must be italian comment is a nod to the classic christmas story movie. hamilton falls down too much.

fuker looks fragile. must be italian. aint no wonder he breaks when he falls.

FUH Q

yea. and stay the fuck away from mangoes. they gots something in them like poison oak and if you really alergic it will fuck you up. heard of boy scouts putting poison oak on a fire and dying by drowning in lung pus.

god. leave it at that.

7 fuckin pages for feathers? what the fuck? fuckin anyhow

it makes yur girlfriend bearable at least

try agin

Somewhere in the deep south Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, that's true." Answered the lawyer. "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true, mister lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?" 'Cause I was thinkin', maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been waken' up with."

it got messed up

thanks dude. i had to find how to do it in xp. wouldnt known what to do without your help. this is what i found to do: Windows XP Home Click Start->Settings ->Control Panel Click Performance and Maintenance Click Administrative Tools Double click Services Scroll down and highlight "Messenger" Right-click the highlighted line and choose Properties. Click the STOP button. Select Disable or Manual in the Startup Type scroll bar Click OK

got this in a email today. pretty much okay for kids. 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

why did the pigeon cross the road? he wanted to be a chicken. why did the duck cross the road? he was stapled to a chicken.

uh. what is that? i dont think i got one. cept in the chevy.

where does santa stay when he goes on vacation? in a ho ho hotel.

i got free surfer to stop spawning pages. i got adaware to stop spyware. what can i do to stop those fuckin annoying messenger popups which seem to come from companies selling software to stop annoying messenger popups?