Dr_Flash_Amazing

No shit, pal. And it's about time you managed to grasp something besides your aiders. "Dr. Hangdog Underwhelming." Not bad, chuffer. So, the degree of damage to the rock is not the issue for you, but rather how hard or easy it is to clip the pro? Talk about dubious, and talk about myopic. And yes, Pope, there is (clearly) a choice to be made--is that not at the heart of this debate? Whether 'tis better to install fixed pro than to continue to bash great slots into the rock? How you can decry bolts and chipping but endorse the continued, progressive abuse of the rock with pins because it is somehow more alpine-hard trad-style is beyond this Doctor's grasp--as are your aiders.

Dr. Flash Amazing doesn't really exist...hello? WTF?

So, remind the Doctor again what it is about the bolts near the crack that prevent you from still placing your own gear? And Pope is saying he prefers to have a crack bashed out with pins so it has nice, fatty scars to bash bigger pins into, rather than have some 3/8" diameter holes in the rock? OK, whatever you say, there, Mr. Preserver-of-the-rock! its only so poop and dwanus can get their fat piggies into the scars and crank the adventure out...

and sit strapped into one of those plastic bin car seats. Facing backwards, of course. I use a front-view-mirror to see and sticks to operate the pedals. So, what do you call it when you rear-end someone, then?

Humorous, too, that the government can somehow destroy entire cities with 1,000-lb bombs in the name of its cause (what was it again? Freedom or some shit like that?), and then, with a straight face, call someone who sets fire to a car a "terrorist." I hate what's become of this stupid country sometimes. It had so much potential, once.

Better hope to God the belayer isn't using one of them confounded Grigarees!

So, remind the Doctor again what it is about the bolts near the crack that prevent you from still placing your own gear? And Pope is saying he prefers to have a crack bashed out with pins so it has nice, fatty scars to bash bigger pins into, rather than have some 3/8" diameter holes in the rock? OK, whatever you say, there, Mr. Preserver-of-the-rock!

Setting aside, for a moment, the fact that you are a shameless right-wing putz ( ), that was pretty funny.

he's comin' up the stairs he's got that thing in his hand oh, please, daddy, don't OK, dad, you can beat me but you'll never beat me! drunk daddy broke my fingers drunk daddy done kicked my head drunk daddy smashed my sister turned my whole world red Ah, those were the days. Them boys was off the hook when they were on nonstop tour thru the I-5 corridor.

i·de·ate v. i·de·at·ed, i·de·at·ing, i·de·ates v. tr. To form an idea of; imagine or conceive: “Such characters represent a grotesquely blown-up aspect of an ideal man... if not realizable, capable of being ideated” (Anthony Burgess). v. intr. To conceive mental images; think. Monsieur Sexy-sexy Chocolat is hereby awarded the prestigious (fuckin'-A right!) Dr. Flash Amazing Medal for Possession of a Swanktastic Vocabulary. Mr. Chocolate will also be eligible for receipt of this year's AmazingCo, Inc. Junior* Genius Grant**! Congratulations, sir! * or not, as applicable ** this grant is not actually funded

O, no, senor, es "no hay," literally "no there is." Your spelling was just malo, is all. Also, try the link again, and this time, try scrolling down the list of shoes. El Medico Flash Amazing wouldn't send you bunk beta, ese.

Por favor, que es esta palabra "ai," en ingles? No lo se.

Merry Christmas, Cacao Sexual!

Check out the new bouldering vid out this week! Super radness, homies! Oh, yeah, almost forgot: "SIT START!"

Outside ragazine just published a blurblet on some European study that disproves the long-held belief that coffee is a diuretic. Java up and send!

Silence, sport-clipping infidel! There, how was that?

Some CascadeClimbers sprayed up their big send in the mags. You know, the kind of egocentric self-promotion that all of those big-ego sport climbers are always guilty of. It's in the latest ish of Climbing.

WTF? What is all that shit? Power conditioner? Is that a hair product? Listen to me, man, even if you get all that stuff it won't make you happy. Sorry to break it to ya, dude. Good luck. That there is the makings of a primo, top-shelf home audio experience--for one rich motherfucker. That's over $100k worth of gear right there; not something this Doctor would ever own. Power conditioners. And how do you know what would make DFA happy? You obviously underestimate the importance the Doctor places on both music, and the quality reproduction thereof. And that bottle of port? Very tasty stuff--nice to have once a year or so. Why should the enjoyment of quality goods not bring happiness? DFA isn't judging your wants or trying to tell you what will or won't make you happy. Enjoy what you enjoy, live and let live. You wanna climb cracks, sleep in the dirt with your legs in your pack, and listen to staticky AM radio? Sweet, more power to you! Naturally, all you peeps who use music as background noise are never going to appreciate actually spending some scratch for something better than the cheapest piece of plastic Sanyo crap you can get at Best Buy that spits out some kind of noise. For those who actually enjoy music on a deeper level, DFA would suggest that you bring some of your favorite discs down to the local hi-fi shop, or even Mongolia A/V, and have a listen. You may be surprised to find out what you've been missing in your music, and that you get more out of your listening experience--you sure as hell don't need to spend anywhere close to $100k to get it. Salaam alekum!

Maybe, but Coltrane et al sure as hell make a much more enjoyable experience through the good shit.

Foolhardy. You would surely die by employing such careless tactics. Better to play it safe and attach shoulder-length runners to every shoulder-length-runner-slung cam.

Uh, isn't that the definition of a fuck-up? Like you thought you were prepared for what was coming, got into the dire situation, and realized you were wrong?

- Naim CDS2 CD player with XPS2 power supply - Conrad-Johnson ACT2 preamplifier - Musical Fidelity KW750 power amplifier - Wilson Audio MAXX2 speakers - Shunyata Hydra 8 power conditioner - Grand Prix Audio Formula 1 stand with carbon fiber shelf upgrade - Analysis Plus Silver Oval interconnects & Big Silver Oval speaker cables - Sandeman 20 Year Tawny Port

Not to mention, most black folks have no interest in the outdoors whatsoever. And yes, this is from firsthand conversations, so you can stick your accusations of racism directly up your lily-white ass.

stupid tripod image. Click the linky-link-link.

What is the proper pronunciation of this "word?" "Poned?" "Pooned?" "Pewned?" "Pwund?" Idiocy.