Dr_Flash_Amazing

I'm a friend of Dr. Flash Amazing!

Rubbish! What're you, some kind of closet righty apologist?

Word problem? Trick question? Aimless rambling?

Don't tell anyone this, but Pope sleeps in Prana pyjamas with a copy of "Rampage" under his pillow. Eek!

He's got one of those "Type D" personalities they were talking about in Newsweek a little while back, huh?

"COOOOOBRAAAAAA!!!"

5.8?! Please, bro, DFA's solid on 5.12 off the couch. Betta recognize, yo.

Sorry, RuMR: "You must be at least this tall to enter the bar!"

You keep your sick little fantasies to yourself, pervo. You been hanging out with RuMR again, or what?

If you think you got one over on Dr. Flash Amazing just because he fired from the hip and missed, you're both sadly mistaken and taking yourself too seriously. Keep in mind, friend, that Dr. Flash Amazing is a one-man book of Revelation for the culturally confused of the new millennium. As you are obviously a Clear Channel apologist, you should be the first to get hip to DFA's jive, before you become another casualty of the misguided meanderings of the whitebread masses.

I'm sorry, I'm an idiot... What does KEXP/KXOT have to do with Clear Channel? (besides nothing) "The nonprofit station (KEXP)is building an international profile by adapting to the Web faster than commercial rivals such as San Antonio-based Clear Channel Communications Inc., whose stations typically broadcast on signals of tens of thousands of watts." Psh...details.

Badda-BING!

Indeed. Stay tuned to witness more proof that Dr. Flash Amazing is a one-man book of Revelation for the culturally confused of the new millennium.

Uh, listen to your own music instead of having some soulless Clear Channel android programmed by a whitebread-suburban-stripmall focus group pick it for you?

Apparently your loyal audience loved that little zinger. Must be nice to roll with such a deep posse, eh playa?

What's the sound of one tendon snapping?

Word is he has grown strong on yoghurt cheese balls and yak butter tea, and is making explosive advances in yak-bouldering standards, even going so far as to invent his own "Y" grading system for yak ascents.

Sure you can. Try taking away the yin, however, and you've got problems, you fucking wooly-headed citrus. Oops, time for "Commander in Chief"! Go get 'em, Mac!

Nothing so deep as that. Rogue Valley, Emigrant Lake; it's in one of your books.

You look like a fuckin' idiot with that goatee. (OW scores! )

See? Bet that's the last time you let Al Qaeda off without a few bamboo slivers under the fingernails. Tsk tsk tsk. Silly spineless liberal.

Cute, Rude Boi. That's Dr. Flash Amazing's trademarked means of adversarial annoyance, tho', so you're hereby advised to cease and desist, unless you want a 3 a.m. visit from the AmazingCo, Inc. Litigation Bureau.

Pretty mouthy for a citrus with an afro.

Right, and next thing you know, DFA's handing out sausage to strung-out internet skanks. You keep your demon stimulants to yourself, buster!

Ah, that was meant as sarcasm there, friend. DFA's behind you 100% on this one (don't drop the soap!).