Dr_Flash_Amazing

Well, aren't we hot shit now! You'll never climb harder without a stick-clip, though. No one does.

Don't be an imbecile. To get to the anchors, you must stick-clip on the sharp end. Tres extreme.

Translation: I cannot climb 5.10, cannot fathom anything more difficult, and secretly hate anyone who climbs harder than I do. I also do not understand how to work a stick-clip, and my pasty beer gut precludes my ever styling a route shirtless.

Gray is aid? Gary is aid? Gay his aid? Gay is paid? Gay is laid?

Fuckin' wanky yuppo sport right there.

Woohoo! goin' to get my PhD I'm a teenage lobotomy!

Ah, sorry, but Dr. Flash Amazing was all of three years old when the Ramones dropped that crusty gem of punk rock goodness.

OK, how about this one, while we're at it:

Shite, Pope's not going to become the new DFA, is he?

Funny that this comes as news to anyone. "$20k worth of credit card debt is bad? Huh?"

Pacifism is tres passe in the aught-six. Prepare to die!

AC/DC - Back in Black (What's that you say? It's from 1980? So what. Shut up and rock.)

Can it, you fucking Canadian imbecile.

Can it, you fucking imbecile.

Careful there, E. Greater men have been disappeared for less egregious slights than that.

Multiply by 10 for the withdrawl capacity in Sayowth.

Clean-up on aisle seven!

Minor Threat had a great song about you, y'know.

Trask, and ye shall receive.

Can you put a Hummer in an arm-bar?

That ".12b" on the arete facing the entrance is a total sandbag.

Scar-tissue buildup, maybe? Although it seems like anything that would limit motion would cause pain, so . One of the Doctor's compatriots had a scar-tissue buildup problem, and the fellow went to a massage therapist, who spent a few sessions breaking up the scar tissue with a pencil eraser. Apparently it felt like hell, but it took care of the problem.

It's a falsehood anyway. Everyone knows that freedom costs a buck-o-five.

Apparently he didn't keep up with the suggested progressive increase in thought frequency, then.

Glad to see you're working on your thought frequency, Pope. Keep the trend up, and you could be a functional member of society by year's end!