Dr_Flash_Amazing

Easy there, Sally; the good Dr. Flash Amazing was simply trying to help out an apparently geographically-confused fellow climber. Don't get your knickers in a twist, little fella!

Nice of you two to meat in the middle on that one.

Horatio Hornblower is totally .11d; always has been.

Note that Utah does not adjoin Mexico, thus making Salt Lake City a poor jumping-off point for an adventure to the land of Montezuma. You might have better luck with Arizona, or perhaps the more obviously named New Mexico.

Most of Shipwreck Wall...rarely crowded, always quality (except for FotPSB -- ). How about also Bloodshot & Crack Babies. If those weren't stashed up on the high side of Cocaine Gully, there would be non-stop traffic on both. Go send a tuff gem, friends!

Close enough.

What's the big deal? People suspected of committing crimes or having information pertaining to the commission thereof shouldn't be shown any mercy, should they? Especially America-haters. Shit, they're barely human anyway, so what's the loss? If some scumfucker was going to blow up your granny, and the only way to stop him was to torture him, you'd probably hook up the electrodes yourself!

Dru, your retarded thread recycling is a blight on the otherwise pristine landscape of this majestic bulletin board. Moderators, please delete this rubbish and prevent Dru from resurrecting any more moldering detritus from the annals of cc.com. Thank you, and good night.

FUCK. SHIT. UP.

Word, sack up and send tuff. Might be surprised when you are actually able to stick to the rock instead of greasing off as you frantically chalk up for every move.

did they hire sport climbers? Silly Canadian alpenslogger...Sports climbers only chip good, solid rock; Choss, we glue back together.

Cliche Guevara.

Well, come on. If we're going to run ourselves out of oil*, why not run ourselves out of caribou and polar bears while we're at it? *Does anyone else find it interesting that peak oil has not been touted as something of a silver lining to the cloud of our fossil-fuel dependence and all the environmental damage it has wrought? Want to see electric cars, biodiesel cars, bike commuting, clean air, no more drilling/oil spills/Ken Serawewas? Just run out of oil! SUPPORT RENEWABLE ENERGY - BUY A HUMMER TODAY!

To (poorly) paraphrase one of the classic scenes from Fear & Loathing in LV: "Back door beauty?" "I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" "What? Relax, it's the name of a horse!"

You are weak and lacking in self control. Fifty push-ups, as quickly as possible, then wait in a horse stance for further instructions!

Kids these days and their fads. Although, who could deny the appeal of Gwen Stefani's breakout hit single "Baby, I'm Igneous, and You're Just Sedimentary"? And the "Rhyolite Remix" on the B-Side...nothing to sneeze at, there!

Yes, and they gotta swing leads too, according to the rule, which I just made up. First swingin' male ascent?

At best.

Hey, he might seem worthless, but his compact size and extreme density qualify him as extremely effective training weight.

Gotcha w/r/t qualifications for "success." Even the brilliant and handsome (why, yes, quite ) Dr. Flash Amazing has been known to misunderestimate the ponderables of a parlay-ification now and then. As for your credentials, the good Doctor does not, alas, speak the North Cascades Trad dialect, but will graciously concede the point, lest you someday burn him off at the crag in front of the Amazing Entourage .

Those ass-clowns at Assensionist don't know shit. Pack of liars, poseurs, and ne'er-do-wells, they.

Finding out that 5.13- was actually possible, learning the ways in which it was harder than climbing easier routes, and training accordingly. And lately, the benefits of conditioning via Kung Fu class have made a subtle but noticeable improvement.

To paraphrase powerhouse sellouts Metallica: Horsecock up your ass!

Stay away, sicko! Maybe you can get away with that with your little mat buddies, but the DFA don't swing that way.

True dat!