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ivan

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  1. you just need the balls to bolt it while it's shaking all over the place fun fact w/ the accompanying article - st helens has extruded enough lava in the most recent series of eruptions to fill a football stadium to a height of more than 10 miles - monkey face on crack n' miracle-grow!
  2. climbed w/ sober people and collectively we forgot to pick up ropes from cache - realized this only halfway up the madness, past the point of no return - fell 30 meters at the top of the ice-cliff but cratered into powder snow to cackle another day
  3. umm, bill?.....wtf? Whatsamatter Eric? Worried that he passed it on to you after a night of 'drytooling'?
  4. umm, bill?.....wtf?
  5. ivan

    car problems

  6. nice - you've been running up there a bunch lately
  7. it'll be a long time 'fore that road opens
  8. done - but jim opdyke's gonna be the pope and only queers can marry and i get all the 19 year old virgins (though admittedly there's probably something wrong w/ a girl of such age if she meets that bill ) - layton can have 'em for further testing once The Twight's arch-minion's happy
  9. ivan

    musical talent?

    music - yes / talent - no
  10. mike layton's the zombie jesus dru's judas i'm sycophant #69
  11. so you can close your eyes and imagine you're on the eiger mordwand?
  12. goddam i can't wait for my son to get a few months older! i haven't been out to the butte in months... ...wait, is that somethign i should really be antsy about? john - you know how much i'd dig on catchign the scurlock show and my rice-burner car is the perfect ride for such a gig, but my life is suck-sad currenlty and i'm having to obtain my ersatz-alpine buzz by pulling on plastic when i should be getting my alloted 5 hours of sleep :whiner:
  13. to the contrary, i've found "literate misanthrope" typifies the common cc'er so what's the projected heal time for an injury of this sort?
  14. wow - a bunch of board types getting fawked up of late - are we all sinners in the hands of an angry god? get well stephen
  15. there's too many damn forums already (we gonna add more forums for the other favs? coleman-demming? ingraham/d.c.? da toof? chair?) - i'm not enthralled by dog route reps either but i just don't read 'em unless it's a slow day - the tr search feature lets you find the cool ones anyhow
  16. of course not, that's why the 10% have to rise up and kill the other heathen 90%
  17. checked out the link - i'm gonna have to get me a subscription to "gut" magazine - maybe put in the shitter for a little reflection reading?
  18. it's made out of people! people!
  19. you're driving 7 hours to climb hoodie? jeebus - why not keep going on to shasta?
  20. get better gene - i know a large # of folks on this board have done shit equally stupid (some like me have been so charmed as to walk away from those disasters w/o a scratch!) try not to pay attention to spring weather for awhile and be sure to as much as possible in conjunction w/ the painkillers
  21. ivan

    Hooked

    congrats - the mountains are worth living for - return to hood and do the cooper spur on the north side - it's better!
  22. no worries - me questions were rhetorical though - i've yet to see anything in yer analysis 'ive much disagreed w/
  23. ivan

    Caption Time!

    wouldn't be the first time a bush president hurled on an asian leader, eh?
  24. regretably, frogger lacks the awe-inspiring dipthong i was gunning for - additionally frogger is far too alpine in style for mountie-ites - they'd have to stage a series of camps across the sidewalks, roads, lily pads, etc rather than make the mad-mad dash through hell for the great homing-coming fuck-fantasy at home base. i can't ever see a mountie jumping on the back of a crocidile either - too dangerous!
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