regretably, frogger lacks the awe-inspiring dipthong i was gunning for - additionally frogger is far too alpine in style for mountie-ites - they'd have to stage a series of camps across the sidewalks, roads, lily pads, etc rather than make the mad-mad dash through hell for the great homing-coming fuck-fantasy at home base. i can't ever see a mountie jumping on the back of a crocidile either - too dangerous!