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i can't imagine the elliot hw would be even remotely climbable yet - there's been no precip in forever and the mountain looks grossly melted out - some snow in the forecast for the next few days though might get things starting - reckon it'll be at least another month though for the elliot

but not the eagles?

abraham lincoln actually - and no doubt he coulda pulled 5.10 in his mother-fuck'n stove-hat too, man-clogs n' all - civil war woulda gone all kafluey thataways

i don't know that i want to hang out in the flesh or in the 0's n' 1's w/ folks whose skin is too thin for the most holy and reverent fuck-word and all the glorious jives that follow in it's spirit. basically this board's just like a damn locker room and that's all good - otherwise i'd check out climbingmormons.com

you oughta be paying idaho taxes john-o - you be spending 'nuff time there!

the pan shot looks kinda like god's waking up to find you've broken all his shit and man is he pissed

i liked bivy'n at the base of the route - i don't sleep well unless i have a 50% chance of rolling off to my death mid-nap great climb for practicing endless rappels on

hard to have much negative environmental impact on a massive flat boulder in the midst of a gi-normous talus field, 'specially when there's a shitter just a few minutes walk away...

ranger told me last year you can bivi on the rocks below d-tail by lake colchuck sans permit - done that many times w/ no troubles

jim told me last month that fear of flying ends at that belay station jill's thrill runs through

searching for useful info in spray is like looking for entertainment ring-side at a gallagher show - it's highly unlikely you'll find anything you want, and quite certain you'll get shit on you

or maybe how such virulent bacteria have spread to the colchuck area? i did in fact see a cute-little-itti-witti-bunny on the hike out...

got a call from the county health department today asking me kindly not to have sex w/ any of the local lifestock if it wouldn't be too inconvenient doc on the phone said it's usually spread through eating bird flesh w/ peak infections round x-mas and t-giving WHO website says the bacteria also lives in the gut of mammals too, so all the marmots, goats and chipmonks can well be helping out 'round colchuck course, this has all really been a cover for my sick, sick fetish of eating raw poultry n' snorting dried bird-shit

i want more dogs fetching hacked off deer legs too so we can build another stinky fire (or perhaps they should be used for the winning pair of ladies to accesorize w/?)

ha! experienced this distinctly w/ blue jello! watched w/ glee over 12 hours as the shade of shit went from brightest azure to a just off-emerald

Winter my friend, winter mike's usually elbow-deep in bored housewives w/ poor posture cum winter

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done - go ahead and lick your computer screen......now!

my virginity? oughta be pretty dried out n' less sticky by now...

goddamn if this don't catch it perfectly!

nonsense - no troubles at all - enjoyed every second of it! watched the entire 4th season of the west wing while shivering under 3 blankets and screeching the words to "you are my sunshine" endlessly over n' over in pig latin till my vocal cords gave up and strangled my hippocampus in self-defense anyone can take a week of campy-inspired bathroom campouts - THEY OUGHTA HAVE TO!

as of 2 days ago, still closed http://www.fs.fed.us/r6/mthood/news/documents/NewsreleaseH-30-068.18.06Mt.HoodComplexclosure.pdf

that sums it up for me goat - i rarely treat water in the upper backcountry and have been doing so for half a decade now w/o getting the hammer - this shit was nasty enough to make me think twice - i wouldn't have been able to work pretty much all week if it had been the school year already should point out that sky has the iron-gut as we drank out of the same streams and he emerged unscathed - great, yet another thing i suck at comparatively i hear ya wayne - this wasn't the longest stretch i hadn't been drunk for and/or been active in for as long as i can remember- i'm hoping i'm not so wrecked now i can't squeeze one last trip in 'fore fawking labor day jay - it coulda also been the mid-portion of stream coming down from asgard - i was so wiped after getting whupped on by colchuck balanced that i couldn't stand to wait a half hour for iodine to clean the water - i drank a liter out of the first part of the stream you hit when heading down hill from the pass of cbr, and then another liter after finally concluding the shity slide alder cross-fuck and getting back on the trail my fav part about campy is the possibility of paralysis as a result of nerve damage caused by the immune system attacking it's own nerves - makes me paranoid about me tingling balls guess i should go rape a nun 'fore i lose the ability?

any one else had this fun, fun bacteria 'fore? i got my sweet case from the fragrant waters spilling down the gully below colchuck balanced rock - delayed epic! 5 days of fever above 103! shitting my brains out 40 X day (actually that part wasn't so bad - done read every copy of "alpinist" in mi bano cover to cover now)! the best though was clearly collecting my own chocolate milk excrement for the doctor to play w/ - but it was all worth it! just for the proper amount of motiviation to replace my long broken water filter sweet, sweet campy bacteria - here's to you!

"my hamstring!"