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depends - is it a wilderness zone and will they be using power-tools?

when i was a kid and living in germany the cold war was still on - my boy scout troop went to berlin - we went through checkpoint charlie to check out the brandenberg gate - while attempting to passback through the checkpoint into the freedom-loving side of the city a few hours later the goons said we were 1 person short of what we'd entered w/ - the scout master shit himself and we spent the next hour searching behind the iron curtain for the missing 9 year old

this threads needs 2 priests - one young - one old "the power of christ compells you!" "the power of christ compells you!" "the power of christ compells you!"

'tards day out!

nice - the guide shack in mazama has a folder out front w/ xeroxed copies of topies for that and other goat wall climbs too and is worth stopping by before hitting the wall - an excellent place to know about for when wa pass gets crappy

why is this book/film so stupid popular again - is it just an homage to the titantic #'s of dimwits infesting the planet like children in mj's closet?

the wife rented it last night can i have that hour and a half of my life back again? is the 10th insight that the preceeding 9 were some stupid, fucked-up hippie shit? jeebus...

i'll have the lasagna

"our vibrations were turning nasty - but why? was there no communication in this car? had we descended to the level of mere beasts?" -hunter s thompson

see dick. see dick get angry. see dick get big. see dick throw up.

the best possible way to make a martini is to drown a few horse turds in vodka or gin (your choice), strain out the booze, then eat the turd - i suppose you could throw in as much vermouth as you wanted too...

why didn't more of this shit come up when 007 was taking spectre agents down???

...ummm....russians?!? turns out the ice caves at the summit AREN'T made from boiling vodka

canadia is so fawked...

you can almost SMELL the b.o.

habeaus corpus - french for "we surrender," eh?

fondling yer nuts makes you want to have sex, and having sex w/ proto-primate females makes you want to climb up very, very high away from them so you can forget what a naughty fucker you are

got my second dose of the season just friday - my zombie skin groweth!

wHaTT?

come celebrate the last weekend of the school year w/ me - alpine rock's what i want - stuart range, n cascades or whatever. would contemplate a rainier slog if that's your idea of fun.

i figured even the gimp's gotta get fed occasionaly...

any list w/ jo'burg on it's cool

our country is so big if we adopted the metric system for distances between our cities we'd all commit suicide when driving from pdx to squamish the only thing to keep the canucks alive and forestalling a similiar fate seems to be the fact they've reduced their iq to the level of drunken monkeys w/ shitty whiskey and hockey-fuck

we have resisted the metric system because we are a very large population seperated from the rest of the world by a great distance - the literate amongst us are however quite fluent w/ both systems

you. you are so special. you have the talent - to make me feel like dirt.