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but seriously, an excellent route for any newbie looking to build a basic rack - take 2 nut tools n' some wd-40 and you can have plenty for your next adventure - perhaps you can recirculate them through the holy dharma-wheel on das toof!

what about the gads of used rubbers n' tuffs of goat-fur at the top out of pitch one?

for muffy: Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck." Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up! Hot southern girl #1: I know! Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck. Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too. --Union Square Cafe

Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out. Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we're trying to eat over here. Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out. Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you and give you my assessment. Middle-aged dad with kids: For God's sake, this is a family restaurant! Young woman #2: You have a very controversial vagina. --Mickey D's, Times Square

Mother with little girl: Excuse me. My daughter wants to know if you're a pirate. Woman wearing bandana: No. I'm just a lesbian. --Crema Restaurante, 17th & 6th

awesome movie - i was so tweaked out while watchign it the continous sound of birds or whatever in the backgroudn was making me go into paroxysms of fear and loathing the stoner-fied fall in the dark is the height of funny

hmm - just noticed - "leon?" when did it get renamed "the professional"?

i feel too dirty when watching that movie - the princess amidala chick was even hot when she was like 12! i try not to Uncage the Beast outside the alpine...

How about being a parent? the less either of us have to do w/ the inculcation of our wee'uns, the better off society likely will be besides, i'm training my girl to be a contract killer - she'll need healthy contempt-for-all-men-issues to suceed at her work and keep me in adult-diapers after i pitch off cinamon slab

ba-da-dum-bing! tim robbins in cadilliac man, running into the car-dealership firing an ak-47 in the air: "ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO DIE!!!"

the solution to the health-care system is simple - don't get sick! if the gov did provide all our health-care i imagine it'd be like the military health-care system i grew up in as a kid - i usually felt like a lab rat, made to endure hours of bad day-time tv in the waiting room before being fondled by folks who almost, but not quite, were completly incapable of speaking english or was that just the janitors?

Schoooooooooooool's out - for da summa! please god, save me from the tyranny of home and hearth (and from deciding instead to just solo all the stupid shit i'd like to do) i got nothing to do from: june 24-july 8 july 29-august 26 i'm into about anything - easy alpine, hard alpine, volcano masturbating, crag'n, canadia, washington, california, idaho, whatever jeebus!

how can you have any meat if you don't eat your chicken?

of all the things i've ever done, that was one of them!

soul-brothers ski?

and we've never had a fraud on this site - or their dog, for that matter...fido?

What route is that? photoshop a moon in there and it'll be perfect!

evading law enforcement types after setting off a forest-fire when burning yer TP

fat people who are jolly are cool - you know, like santa claus? fat people who are pricks deserve to be attacked 9 ways to sunday - like rush limbaugh (though i guess that drug diet did thin him out a bit, eh?)

'cuz the two month summer vacation don't start till thursday?

If you don't want a ticket for speeding, don't speed, you stupid motherfahqer. also, he's only a pig IF he writes you a ticket - if not, then he's a cool guy for not taking a shitload of your money when he could easily do it...

naw - if you wear your tinfoil hat to keep out the cia-waves then your mind can perceive the secret holds that render the steepness flacid and feeble

Wakeup, we're talking about breasts not the taco's. And Dru, it's Fish Sandwich: strait ta video, playa!

what about "hairway to steven" on the walk-off?

exactly fuck you loser - beating up a comatose retarded kid lacks honor