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a high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production - too wierd to live, too rare to die

i'm surprised you don't find stick clipping embarrassing. not if it doubles as a 6-foot double-barrel bong, eh?

my most recent father's day was wierd - last in line behind 2 other parties at 2 tree ledge on outer space - my own kids many hours drive away - nothing else to do 'cuz i'm not clambering w/ layton so there are no cigarettes to smoke - i talk to my own father like a yuppie-fuck on a borrowed cell phone while staring at the crux and just wishing i could go ahead and do it now - my father fucking hates climbers too oh, wait - does using the fearful fuck-word get you cashiered from the cafe?

i have to live out the rest of my life w/ bitchy non-smokers

that must be exhausting...

Bully tactics and name calling are your forte. It's pretty clear. and having nothing coherent or cogent to say about the baffling bullshit you bring up here is yours ba-ding.

anyone else think sheaf was conceived w/ a lazy sperm? yaknow, his dad was just jerk'n'it and his simian ma sat on it at the last second?

hmmmm - nope.

pitch is what noah gore-texed up his ark w/ too

a pitch is what brits play football on

good advice though...

i sure know what these guys would have to say on the issue can't say that i'd disagree either...

no abuse, but the time of year for luetholds is pretty much over - there's a pic of it in the hood conditions thread and it looks like an old-lady making a big steaming brown coil - some folks are into that kinda thing though, so if you count yourself one of the "enlightened"... if you haven't done the cooper spur yet, go do that now - it'll probably still be good for a couple of weeks and you can drive up to cloud cap now - it's a fun solo w/ plenty of heady exposure

actually i can't remember a thing about that day - it musta happened during one of my blackouts? the last thing i can remember is comign to in a squalid double-wide covered in ketchup packets and rubber chickens - strangely, my head didn't hurt...

post early, post often if the "butthole pitch" don't do it forya, how about "the judge" 'cuz he looks just like this guy...

Did they let Daniel Pearl go yet? yeah - years ago - in 2 pieces as i recall, no?

wacko arabs must be get'n soft...

rope?

anyone wanna crag at beacon tomorrow morning 'fore it gets a)hot and b) time to get liquered'up'n'pissed'off for the 4th?

christ if that don't sound like advice to get through this whole fawking tedious life...

(good book by the way) good god, how on earth can you feel that way? the only thing that kept me aroudn for the last 800 pages was the feverish desire to see every single character suffer a most excruciating death shortly before the author too was whipped to death by a crowd of mutant jazz-dancers - grudge reading, yeah!

like ants on an ice-cream cone...mmm...people-flavored ice-cream nice shot - i like how it doesn't have your name stamped all over it

actually bill was just kidding - the rocks really still closed - and they unchopped IB so you can go do that instead - and there's poison oak everywhere, especially the south face - the whole south face- and there's flying lawnmowers and wierd shit that like that all endangerign the trail on the way in and stuff... you have been warned

fwiw, that's actually bullshit - they got a "mythbusters" on it and everything - the reaction is from the urshiol (sp?) in the plant, which can be smeared around by rubbing and scratching after you get it on your skin/clothes/gear - but several days later, after you've washed everything, new breakouts on your body are delayed reactions and that systemic thing that was mentioned. washing your shit after getting exposed is a wise idea saw tons of the good shit out at beacon rock today! leaves of 3? fuck! like, every plant in the world has at least 3 leaves on it!