ivan

where's the mp3 and the bowl??? woulda made this whole scene much more homey...

i thought everyone knew who The Commander was?

Ivan dude, you have the mental capacity and the werewithall to wake up every morning and make that a true statement...or not. It is a choice YOU can make. ahhh...irony is wasted on the interweb everyone knows i'm the coolest dad ever!

wonder how much anti-nasaue medication he's packing? seems like a long time to be sitting in a rock'n boat...

i will if you'd send the leer jet out to yorktown to pick me up and get me back in time for the wedd'n

didn't feel like using some of your canadian monopoly money to show the scale? coulda been worse - coulda been botflys

How will your kids feel if you fall off and die? relieved that they won't have to grow up w/ an asshole for a father? or perhaps just embarrased that their pop's managed to kill hisself while climbing the corner?

y-day rawked - a whole armada of soloists n' a cool breeze

word - when she's done seeing through your bullshit send'er'along to me for summa'mine

! the 'stach makes me want to party in my pants! who wants a mustache ride? you can never climb the n ridge too many times...like hitting the black dragon roller-coaster...

uh, what? what roads did they say are washed out? how much extra mileage you potentially whining about? currently i think you've had some roads miles added on both ends, but so what? for the uber-aesthetic northwest traverse are you really gonna bitch about an extra 5 miles? perhaps you just need to bring a little extra nitro?

more than anythign, i'd like to salute 512 dude for a consistent approach to using really fawking hot avatar images so sounds like IB is worth my time then...

uh...wtf? so sounds like it was a piece of the pocket glacier that uncorked and swept the approach to the ne buttress then? does canada really think it can compete w/ oregon in tauntaun cultivation?

a high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production - too wierd to live, too rare to die

i'm surprised you don't find stick clipping embarrassing. not if it doubles as a 6-foot double-barrel bong, eh?

my most recent father's day was wierd - last in line behind 2 other parties at 2 tree ledge on outer space - my own kids many hours drive away - nothing else to do 'cuz i'm not clambering w/ layton so there are no cigarettes to smoke - i talk to my own father like a yuppie-fuck on a borrowed cell phone while staring at the crux and just wishing i could go ahead and do it now - my father fucking hates climbers too oh, wait - does using the fearful fuck-word get you cashiered from the cafe?

i have to live out the rest of my life w/ bitchy non-smokers

that must be exhausting...

Bully tactics and name calling are your forte. It's pretty clear. and having nothing coherent or cogent to say about the baffling bullshit you bring up here is yours ba-ding.

anyone else think sheaf was conceived w/ a lazy sperm? yaknow, his dad was just jerk'n'it and his simian ma sat on it at the last second?

hmmmm - nope.

pitch is what noah gore-texed up his ark w/ too

a pitch is what brits play football on

good advice though...

i sure know what these guys would have to say on the issue can't say that i'd disagree either...