ivan

why didn't more of this shit come up when 007 was taking spectre agents down???

...ummm....russians?!? turns out the ice caves at the summit AREN'T made from boiling vodka

canadia is so fawked...

you can almost SMELL the b.o.

habeaus corpus - french for "we surrender," eh?

fondling yer nuts makes you want to have sex, and having sex w/ proto-primate females makes you want to climb up very, very high away from them so you can forget what a naughty fucker you are

got my second dose of the season just friday - my zombie skin groweth!

wHaTT?

come celebrate the last weekend of the school year w/ me - alpine rock's what i want - stuart range, n cascades or whatever. would contemplate a rainier slog if that's your idea of fun.

i figured even the gimp's gotta get fed occasionaly...

any list w/ jo'burg on it's cool

our country is so big if we adopted the metric system for distances between our cities we'd all commit suicide when driving from pdx to squamish the only thing to keep the canucks alive and forestalling a similiar fate seems to be the fact they've reduced their iq to the level of drunken monkeys w/ shitty whiskey and hockey-fuck

we have resisted the metric system because we are a very large population seperated from the rest of the world by a great distance - the literate amongst us are however quite fluent w/ both systems

you. you are so special. you have the talent - to make me feel like dirt.

oleg featuring his 3rd solution to the MLU/tauntaun debate - authentic blue soviet-era echo-location ear-flaps, complete w/ helmet... ...check!!!

Bush "in awe" of Pope 'cuz the pope's got 'shloads more folks who believe his shit???

daddy wants to fuck? pabst blue ribbon!

people w/ opinions are annoying

daddy wants to fuck?

i'll go when i learn to ski - sky, you noticed how your avatar image looks like you've decapitated your poor-puppy? creepy...

looks kinda like me in the shower

why do you hate freedom?

nice - will probably traverse around on the wall for awhile and try to avoid rolling down into the jungle if i get bored 'fore you show up i might just go have out to beacon and guerilla boulder anyhow

partner just bailed on me - weather's supposed to stay nice this evening in pdx - was hoping to do something at the sunny, delightful o-zone 'round 3

last minute, but anybody wanna climb this afternoon? i'm off at 3 and my fucking partner just bailed on me was hoping to go to the o-zone, seeing as how it's all south facing n' nice n' whatnot.