ivan

w ridge or s face?

climbing 2morrow - maybe wendesday evening?

yeah, i noticed that - that route just seems to attract all of us losers

wackattack!

pretty much a perfect fit for a dude of that description - though he'll probably need to rap a real short section or two on the way back down (or i guess you could just lower him)

anyone wanna crag for any or all of the day anyday this week, preferably monday, tuesday or thursday?

how dare ye besmirch paton!

the .8 pitch oughta be dry by then - it just takes smallish nuts i recall - mostly the route is a 4th-low 5th simulclimb

anyone wanna crag locally in pdx this week?

nice climb - you really that afraid someone's gonna try to claim your pictures? sorta detracts from enjoying'em... the righthand variation of the route looks to have more mixed goodness to it than the left-one i did...good enough reason to go back for sure.

sounds like you wanna talk to john_frieh on the board here... the rocky butte crap-hole crag has some areas where dt'ing is permissible

just rewatched the 70's version of king-kong w/ her in it last night w/ her boobies hanging out all over the place - jeebus h christ she was hot as hell...30 years ago.

not a true asshole as he gets out off on a techicality - demonic possession, eh? mrs. flanagan in "annie" - there's a true to her guns beyotch!

the difference between my experience and your typically sick skiing descent is you INTEND to throw yourself into the abyss... we gotta climb something this summer sky where i don't feel like a complete punk for fumbling up the cruxes - like, uh....da toof or something girth pillar? you can carry your boards and do a huge oly off the top of the lower ice-cliff

chet from "wierd science" "no - that's a geniune mx-missile" "well i knew it wasn't a whale dick" johnny from "the karate kid" "give'em a body-bag, johhny, yeeeeeahh!" alan rickman in anything tim roth was fucking perfect in rob roby - even the queer professor i had for my "history of homosexuality" class agreed

ahhh - minneapolis!

good lord - have i just really gotten cooler over the past year or does my studly hotness just glow more brightly through the interwub this season? posted the same sorta troll last summer and got shit - now i'm wishing i had two summers off simulatenously....

how hard can it be to teach gerunds to juvenile deliquents? everyone of them likes drinking n' fucking n' fighting!

funny - i wrote this shit y-day, then went off to teach a newbie to climb - got so preoccupied w/ him i managed to rap off the end of my rope - 10 feet to the deck and then another 30 feet down a steep jungle hillside - what a dipshit i am!!! and why am i so hard to kill? yet another huge fall that i've walked away from totally unscathed...i'm like chuck norris or some shit!

if you must climb a volcano in august, mts rainier and baker are much, much better options better still, go play in the north cascades national park! the cascade pass area is perfect that time of year. do yourself a favor.

you may know this already too, but you can rap off of the summit all the way back down to the flats at ass-master pass - so if you can get on route w/o cramps or axe your fine - even w/ some hard snow you oughta be able to cover the short distance to the wall from the moraine w/ just a rock

sucking down the morning dew down by the river bank vs good grits - a truly difficult decision to make!

that and fighting the not-so-very-cleaned camillo brillo (and figuring out the slabby goodness of lawn darts) it was colder n' a witchies titty by the time we left - i had to wait to drink my beer at the car for at least 10 seconds

but seriously, an excellent route for any newbie looking to build a basic rack - take 2 nut tools n' some wd-40 and you can have plenty for your next adventure - perhaps you can recirculate them through the holy dharma-wheel on das toof!