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the difference between my experience and your typically sick skiing descent is you INTEND to throw yourself into the abyss... we gotta climb something this summer sky where i don't feel like a complete punk for fumbling up the cruxes - like, uh....da toof or something girth pillar? you can carry your boards and do a huge oly off the top of the lower ice-cliff

chet from "wierd science" "no - that's a geniune mx-missile" "well i knew it wasn't a whale dick" johnny from "the karate kid" "give'em a body-bag, johhny, yeeeeeahh!" alan rickman in anything tim roth was fucking perfect in rob roby - even the queer professor i had for my "history of homosexuality" class agreed

ahhh - minneapolis!

good lord - have i just really gotten cooler over the past year or does my studly hotness just glow more brightly through the interwub this season? posted the same sorta troll last summer and got shit - now i'm wishing i had two summers off simulatenously....

how hard can it be to teach gerunds to juvenile deliquents? everyone of them likes drinking n' fucking n' fighting!

funny - i wrote this shit y-day, then went off to teach a newbie to climb - got so preoccupied w/ him i managed to rap off the end of my rope - 10 feet to the deck and then another 30 feet down a steep jungle hillside - what a dipshit i am!!! and why am i so hard to kill? yet another huge fall that i've walked away from totally unscathed...i'm like chuck norris or some shit!

if you must climb a volcano in august, mts rainier and baker are much, much better options better still, go play in the north cascades national park! the cascade pass area is perfect that time of year. do yourself a favor.

you may know this already too, but you can rap off of the summit all the way back down to the flats at ass-master pass - so if you can get on route w/o cramps or axe your fine - even w/ some hard snow you oughta be able to cover the short distance to the wall from the moraine w/ just a rock

sucking down the morning dew down by the river bank vs good grits - a truly difficult decision to make!

that and fighting the not-so-very-cleaned camillo brillo (and figuring out the slabby goodness of lawn darts) it was colder n' a witchies titty by the time we left - i had to wait to drink my beer at the car for at least 10 seconds

but seriously, an excellent route for any newbie looking to build a basic rack - take 2 nut tools n' some wd-40 and you can have plenty for your next adventure - perhaps you can recirculate them through the holy dharma-wheel on das toof!

what about the gads of used rubbers n' tuffs of goat-fur at the top out of pitch one?

for muffy: Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck." Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up! Hot southern girl #1: I know! Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck. Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too. --Union Square Cafe

Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out. Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we're trying to eat over here. Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out. Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you and give you my assessment. Middle-aged dad with kids: For God's sake, this is a family restaurant! Young woman #2: You have a very controversial vagina. --Mickey D's, Times Square

Mother with little girl: Excuse me. My daughter wants to know if you're a pirate. Woman wearing bandana: No. I'm just a lesbian. --Crema Restaurante, 17th & 6th

awesome movie - i was so tweaked out while watchign it the continous sound of birds or whatever in the backgroudn was making me go into paroxysms of fear and loathing the stoner-fied fall in the dark is the height of funny

hmm - just noticed - "leon?" when did it get renamed "the professional"?

i feel too dirty when watching that movie - the princess amidala chick was even hot when she was like 12! i try not to Uncage the Beast outside the alpine...

How about being a parent? the less either of us have to do w/ the inculcation of our wee'uns, the better off society likely will be besides, i'm training my girl to be a contract killer - she'll need healthy contempt-for-all-men-issues to suceed at her work and keep me in adult-diapers after i pitch off cinamon slab

ba-da-dum-bing! tim robbins in cadilliac man, running into the car-dealership firing an ak-47 in the air: "ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO DIE!!!"

the solution to the health-care system is simple - don't get sick! if the gov did provide all our health-care i imagine it'd be like the military health-care system i grew up in as a kid - i usually felt like a lab rat, made to endure hours of bad day-time tv in the waiting room before being fondled by folks who almost, but not quite, were completly incapable of speaking english or was that just the janitors?

Schoooooooooooool's out - for da summa! please god, save me from the tyranny of home and hearth (and from deciding instead to just solo all the stupid shit i'd like to do) i got nothing to do from: june 24-july 8 july 29-august 26 i'm into about anything - easy alpine, hard alpine, volcano masturbating, crag'n, canadia, washington, california, idaho, whatever jeebus!

how can you have any meat if you don't eat your chicken?

of all the things i've ever done, that was one of them!