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  1. ivan

    Dude!

    duodenum?
  2. ivan

    Dude!

    do you have to use so many cuss-words?
  3. ivan

    Dude!

    el duderino
  4. ivan

    Cheers!

    yup, that pretty much describes me, despite having obtained the double-trey...
  5. ivan

    Cheers!

    WTF? i clearly was first on the draw w/ this most obscure of references (see above!) - and erik, who's yer thread-killer now beyotch!?!
  6. ivan

    Cheers!

    i think mike just needs to go to a certain bar - a certain bar where everyone knows your name...where they're always glad you came!
  7. ivan

    Cheers!

    actually, now that i think on it, she can say whatever she wants anyhow - i'm not worthy, etc. etc.... checkers!
  8. actually, if you downclimbed the hourglass, the rest of luetholds would be a perfect ski! the lower part in particuliar, much to my dismay... i ain't got no learning - i just conduct meself by the old adage: if'n'you can't dazzle'em w/ brillance, baffle'em w/ bullshit!
  9. ivan

    Cheers!

    if jennifer connelly had just blown me, she could say whatever she wanted on her way out the door
  10. ivan

    Cheers!

    how about "toodles" instead?
  11. that's like, weeks away! i'm lucky if i manage to follow-through on a commitment i make for this evening!
  12. Trip: Der Hood-Wand - Luethold's Little Coulior'a'Kix ePiC! Date: 11/24/2007 Trip Report: did some Xtreme camping at illum-gap on friday w/ a newbie - i'll climb w/ anyone who, upon waking at 2 AM to take a leak returns into the tent w/ a friendly "wanna burn one?" left saturday morning to climb luetholds under an overcast sky - snow conditions down on the reid are heidously deep and the first 1/4 of the couloir blew rhinos until finally becoming good scoured styrofoam - the typical minor rime chunkage poured down w/ the occasional heavy artillery mixed in - ken, who i think is probably going to suffer some serious PTSD after this whole experience, was climbing only his second volcano after the even more intimidating adams-wand, and was working on his own version of ww2 (french vs german technique, w/ the krauts winning too damn much), which slowed him considerably. i roped him through the hourglass, which has a real fun section of alpine ice currently. while belayign him above i noticed rapid wisps of cloud carrying snow coming up from the lowlands, obscuring visibility down low, and rising. by the time we were just a hundred feet below cathedral we were in high winds and whiteout - i didn't relish the thought of trying to get him to downclimb the coulior again, so we battled on up to the summit ridge, totally clad in growing rime - which offered the shittiest vision, my ice-particle blasted naked eyes or my jedi-trainer-simulation iced-out goggles? couldn't help but think of those poor bastards who topped out in a such a storm last year about the same time and didn't know how to get off. it was very bizarre feeling my way down the old-chute descent w/o seeing a single landmark - verrrry deep powder, a creepy feeling and i thought i hard a loud crack at one point but what the hell else was there to do? the hogsback appeared just as i stumbled over it. i was sure there had to be a boot-track, given the # of folks i'd seen headed up that way on friday, but it was completly invisible or destroyed by storm and fog. goddamn i love altimeters - did the entire traverse from below crater rock back to illum gap w/ no references at all but w/ my watch i hit the tent perfectly. ken was bad freaked n' shaken - i think he might be done w/ the whole "mountaineering is kewl" thang. don't know that i could blame him - the only sketchier descent i could remember having done was w/ iain on a very cold halloween years before... the storm showed no signs of abating, and totally soaked and covered in snow the tent was not nearly so pleasant as i'd wanted - it was 2 PM and staying the night wasn't an option w/ no fuel left and a divorce practically assured if i didn't get back by 7. we busted down camp in the howling soup - ken's foam pad, left unsecured for a brief second took off in the direction of the summit at 900 mph. woulda loved to have policed up the mother-of-all turds i'd left right before leaving that morning, but the mountain had claimed it by covering it in a foot of new powder. sorry future illum-campers! we stayed roped for the traverse back to the palmer lifts, which eventually began to appear below the clouds as we descended. the ski slopes were lifeless, a stark contrast to all the gnarly 15 year olds who'd been shred'n'da'shit the day before. gotta love how hood can remain a challenge after a gazillion ascents, and how the experience of as many climbs can maintain confidence in trying conditions!
  13. tried that system out the other day - worked nice - didn't feel crazy hot, but my hands tolerated being exposed all day - the packs need o2 to heat up though, so i think they don't get as hot as they could when bundled under a bunch of layers
  14. nonsense! perfect when it's blowing hard! like your a sailor, only not gay!
  15. nice - the hoarfrost photo makes me want to call my dealer so i can appreciate it more fully
  16. new trail work is nice n' pretty - surprised it didn't get blown out again today - it was howling! aided flying dutchman and am blind now from all the lichen wind-blasted into my poor corneas - took a run up the corner too and it was perhaps the breeziest i've ever felt it going around the corner atop the slab pitch and topping out on the ridge to the trail - shoulda worn my goggles!
  17. i'm figuring it for perfect aiding weather 2morrow - lotsa clothes! lotsa head-space! sloooow-going....
  18. jesus!
  19. nothing better than climbing sketchy mixed shit in a howling gale! at least you wouldn't be in the worst of it until heading down... hope you don't have to hike the road at all - hardly worth such annoyance to scramble on the hood-wands taint! i'm looking forward to doing some extreme camping on the windiest part of hood - illumiation gap - come show off on i-rock wayne so i can stare in wonderous awe
  20. a few miles east of portland, on the more fashionable side of the river though... it's its own little slice of boukake
  21. this reminds me, did you know the word "gullible" ain't in the dictionary?
  22. ...that's nice and simple my favorite quote from my best friend in high school, when he was aged 15
  23. ivan

    5000...

  24. CO avi conditions are way more dangerous - they calm quickly here use your spidey sense and avoid obviously stupid terrain traps - in the absence of professional advisories, and unless you're willing to stop and dig a test pit 100 yards, what else is there? i've come far closer to getting killed by cornices around here than slides!
  25. wow bill - you've brightened my optimism that reaaally old people CAN listen to modern music!
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