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  1. Let's see... ...illegal immigrants, 1st floor, meth lab, 2nd floor, grow op, top floor. I think I can make 12K/mo pencil out. are the immigrants working on the top floors for their rent? might want to switch the meth and weed floors though, so when the lab bursts into flames it don't take the chronic w/ it and give all them poor fire-fighters a mighty-funny-feeling
  2. true dat - gautheir's on this site a fair bit too (though perhaps not recently, or i'd imagine he'd of responded) - try pm'ing him (what's his avatar?) or check out his website for an address.
  3. ivan

    captain kirk

    and the fall alpinist or the one before that had that huge picture of el cap w/ a buncha folks on it - the list said the good cap'n was supposed to be there but i could never figure which one he was...
  4. ivan

    captain kirk

    "space seed" was on last night - it'd been awhile...
  5. if you're just taking a bivy sack, are you planning then on sleeping at the muir hut? cooking in the open can be damn near impossible if the conditions are poor. it can be really, really, really shitty up there in winter - on a denali training climb on rainier in december a number of years ago, it took us almost 2 full days just to make it to muir! (granted, in poor weather and deep powder w/ a shit-ton of camp-weight) be confident in your ability to navigate in white-out!
  6. and, as of last weekend, the reid and luetholds coulior (and probably yocum's too, on a cold, cold day) were in - the only question for the next few months for the first 2 will be avi conditions, as that whole side of the mountain is Dangerous when slides are happening the standard route is in, w/ the path of least resistance being the old crater (left of the pearly gates and hogs back) the north face i'd say is def cooler than the reid, but much more difficult to catch in the right conditions and not really an enjoyable day climb when having to hike the entire tilly jane trail to boot! that whole side of the mountain is where you wanna be though if you want the whole wilderness-meal-deal - the south side is a human zoo on anything resembling a decent weather day...
  7. what rough monster, it's hour come round at last, slouches towards bethlehem to be born?
  8. ivan

    Goodbye

    are the boots so she can still do it in zero-g?
  9. dunno - i had mine for 5 years before losing it in a spastic stupor on the lucerne dock while staring at a tasty little MILF - never had problems w/ it and liked it much more than the cheap bastard i have now
  10. ivan

    Laziest invention

    but THE MAN won't let me!
  11. when in rome...
  12. gotta imagine she is pretty clueless though...
  13. oh yeah?
  14. if shit were stuffing, the bear and mohammad would be just the same...
  15. i reckon dem middle-easterns really hate teddy-bears anyhow - how many bears are there in the desert? and do you really want something so warm and stifling in your bed as a child when it's 120 at night?
  16. ivan

    Goodbye

    b/c mike drinks pbr even when good beer's around, has grown accustomed to cruel women, was thinking of taking up a religion as a hobby (requires less time than climbing) and his idea of a cultured man is one who takes the dishes out of the sink 'fore he pisses in it?
  17. ivan

    THE RULES!

    you forgot angrrrrry - usually the mood that comes out when one of the other moods is being interfered with
  18. ivan

    Goodbye

    damn. you mean ALL of those folks are moving at once? bum luck...
  19. ivan

    Goodbye

    ...cruel world, it's over! walk on bye! sitting in a bunker... (shit, you know the rest)
  20. ivan

    Goodbye

    please be in the habit of always refering to your new state as "u-tard" por favor
  21. ivan

    Goodbye

    goddammit!!! mike, ya can't leave till you find me a suitable replacement for yerself - my list of alpine-ready partners was piss-poor as it was, who's gonna bat clean-up now? there's a deplorable shortage of whiskey-swilling, cigarette-smoking, nihilism-venting hardmen out there...
  22. ivan

    Laziest invention

    gu? no chewing necessary. the adult diaper? jesus, what is the RIGHT answer already!?!
  23. ivan

    Laziest invention

    books on tape?
  24. ivan

    Laziest invention

    the $2 thai-whore
  25. beowulf seyz: "do not grieve - for every one of us living in this world means waiting for our end - let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark" 'course, he's just an animated wacko who can't keep his hands off angelina jolie...
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