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ivan

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  1. oh yeah?
  2. if shit were stuffing, the bear and mohammad would be just the same...
  3. i reckon dem middle-easterns really hate teddy-bears anyhow - how many bears are there in the desert? and do you really want something so warm and stifling in your bed as a child when it's 120 at night?
  4. ivan

    Goodbye

    b/c mike drinks pbr even when good beer's around, has grown accustomed to cruel women, was thinking of taking up a religion as a hobby (requires less time than climbing) and his idea of a cultured man is one who takes the dishes out of the sink 'fore he pisses in it?
  5. ivan

    THE RULES!

    you forgot angrrrrry - usually the mood that comes out when one of the other moods is being interfered with
  6. ivan

    Goodbye

    damn. you mean ALL of those folks are moving at once? bum luck...
  7. ivan

    Goodbye

    ...cruel world, it's over! walk on bye! sitting in a bunker... (shit, you know the rest)
  8. ivan

    Goodbye

    please be in the habit of always refering to your new state as "u-tard" por favor
  9. ivan

    Goodbye

    goddammit!!! mike, ya can't leave till you find me a suitable replacement for yerself - my list of alpine-ready partners was piss-poor as it was, who's gonna bat clean-up now? there's a deplorable shortage of whiskey-swilling, cigarette-smoking, nihilism-venting hardmen out there...
  10. ivan

    Laziest invention

    gu? no chewing necessary. the adult diaper? jesus, what is the RIGHT answer already!?!
  11. ivan

    Laziest invention

    books on tape?
  12. ivan

    Laziest invention

    the $2 thai-whore
  13. beowulf seyz: "do not grieve - for every one of us living in this world means waiting for our end - let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark" 'course, he's just an animated wacko who can't keep his hands off angelina jolie...
  14. ivan

    Laziest invention

    iron-lung
  15. ivan

    Laziest invention

    "digital sex!" "i still jerk off manually"
  16. hell, if jim's there, i'll be there!
  17. i have to laugh b/c it's so damn close to happening to me!
  18. it felt good to gut-laugh at the end of 6th period!
  19. i've turned my yard into a wilderness preserve and my wife doesn't generally ask me to do things i haven't already figured out i need to do first - a great woman, if not more than a little crazy too! anyway, i got a lot of vertical feet in this past year so can't complain 'bout much 'cept suffering the infernal virginia heat for a whole month out of the summer. alpine climbing's suffered the most out of everything, but it's coming back in a big way...
  20. is j evans pritchard telling me how best to appreciate poetry? the surest chance my kids have of living a normal life is to have some fat tournon run me over in the beacon parking lot!
  21. climbing or spraying about climbing?
  22. mountains are clearly more dangerous than cragging, espeically if you're doing difficult rock climbing in the mountains - what's it matter? we all know we can get killed anywhere, so if we have commitments that matter we cover'em w/ insurance and go about enjoying our lives? i respect folks decision to give up alpinism in view of their new families, but i just can't begin to understand it - i guess the mountains just mean so much more to me? it can't be that my family means less...but then how the hell does one ever go about quantifying such things?
  23. ah yes, me and me tauntaun have always had a soft-spot for coke-heads-in-2-pieces... ah, return of the jedi princess - when i knew puberty was finally settling in!
  24. can you think of a terrestrial predator that would dare fuck w/ my taun-taun?
  25. ivan

    Dude!

    e dude, brute?
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