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  1. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "never go up against a sicilian when death is on the line!"
  2. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    Fight club! YES! other gems: "with a gun in your mouth, you only speak in consonants" "his name is robert paulson!" "i too had become a victim of the ikea-nesting instict"
  3. Even though you can do the rap with a 60.....it is an exact science. You literally will have about 12 inches of rope in your brake hand as you try desperately to clip your daisy to the anchor. and THAT(!) is what makes it exciting that said, i'm gonna use the shorter option from now to keep from pissing meself again
  4. went up the spur sat/sun - very windy - the spur's complete, though thin covering on icy bottom - nice rap tim! holy fuck! looking up what you did i wanted to immediately drive back to camas and shoot you w/ a bazooka! a very nasty night indeed bivied near tie-in rock!
  5. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    come on! this is a great one - it replaced a cut scene, which originally read "i think i love you - i wanna have your abortion"
  6. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "i can eat 50 eggs" "shhhh, nobody can eat 50 eggs"
  7. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    both clerks "37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "in a row?"
  8. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    from the same movie - "by the way - i faked all those orgasms" and "it's enrico pallazi!"
  9. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    this one still awaits an answer - some more quotes: "my love for you is like a truck - beserker - would you like some making fuck? beserker!"
  10. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "my god, i haven't been fucked like that since grade-school!"
  11. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    ...loss of essence! i can assure you, mandrake, it has not recurred. women sense my power and seek the life-essence. i do not avoid women, mandrake, but i do deny them my essence.
  12. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    that's FRANKEN-STEEN!
  13. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "where you going city-boy?!"
  14. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "plastics!"
  15. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    maybe a tad obscure, but one of the best film noir flicks out there. classic music! "And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart." "That is my least vulnerable spot." i guess too obscure for me then, my tastes are the worst possible - proletarian w/ a healthy-dab of bourgoiese pretensive bullshit!
  16. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me? blow!"
  17. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    2001 a space odyssey "Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you 20,000 pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man, free of income tax. The only way you can save money nowadays." or "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly." dunno - kinda sounds like catch-22?
  18. all depends on the weather! december can be perfect or perfectly deadly...
  19. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    to play w/ the theme, and kinda answer your question: "ah yes, i remember now, i had the lasagna"
  20. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    FUCK!!! you couldnt' use "every time a bell rings, a fucking angel gets its fucking wings?!?"
  21. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    ack - this one bugs me, and it's google-proof - i keep getting mental images of the wicked step sister from shrek or the bar-tenders in bill n' teds, but niether is right - gimme a clue! clue... it's getting to be the time of year for the film. this quote reminds me of how many movies have scenes in bars!
  22. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    anything that mentions steppes makes me think of conan!
  23. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    too easy perhaps, but christ, what a sweet start for a movie: "the world has changed...much of what once was, is lost - for none now live who remember it"
  24. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    ack - this one bugs me, and it's google-proof - i keep getting mental images of the wicked step sister from shrek or the bar-tenders in bill n' teds, but niether is right - gimme a clue!
  25. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "My God, it's full of stars." the okay sequel
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