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  1. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "where you going city-boy?!"
  2. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "plastics!"
  3. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    maybe a tad obscure, but one of the best film noir flicks out there. classic music! "And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart." "That is my least vulnerable spot." i guess too obscure for me then, my tastes are the worst possible - proletarian w/ a healthy-dab of bourgoiese pretensive bullshit!
  4. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me? blow!"
  5. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    2001 a space odyssey "Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you 20,000 pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man, free of income tax. The only way you can save money nowadays." or "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly." dunno - kinda sounds like catch-22?
  6. all depends on the weather! december can be perfect or perfectly deadly...
  7. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    to play w/ the theme, and kinda answer your question: "ah yes, i remember now, i had the lasagna"
  8. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    FUCK!!! you couldnt' use "every time a bell rings, a fucking angel gets its fucking wings?!?"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    ack - this one bugs me, and it's google-proof - i keep getting mental images of the wicked step sister from shrek or the bar-tenders in bill n' teds, but niether is right - gimme a clue! clue... it's getting to be the time of year for the film. this quote reminds me of how many movies have scenes in bars!
  10. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    anything that mentions steppes makes me think of conan!
  11. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    too easy perhaps, but christ, what a sweet start for a movie: "the world has changed...much of what once was, is lost - for none now live who remember it"
  12. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    ack - this one bugs me, and it's google-proof - i keep getting mental images of the wicked step sister from shrek or the bar-tenders in bill n' teds, but niether is right - gimme a clue!
  13. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "My God, it's full of stars." the okay sequel
  14. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "open the pod bay doors HAL!"
  15. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "i hardly said a word to my wife, until i said yes to a divorce. when i was there, i wanted to be here - but when i was here, all i could think of was getting back into the jungle..."
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    Fun with "quotes"

    Running with Scissors? ghostbusters, of course, the reponse being "what has that got to do w/ it?" "back off man, i'm a scientist!" - figured i had to use something obscure for that classic...i also considered: "of course you forget peter - i was present for an underwater, unexplained, mass sponge vibration!"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    ding! at age 9, that movie created my love for alaska.
  18. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "i'll let you in on a little secret, tyler. the real gold's not in the ground - it's south of 60, stuck - face in the boob-tube - bored to death, tyler, bored to death! but do you know how you cure boredom?!? adventure! take the stick!"
  19. they were a major dissapointment for me - the red trango's i have fit perfect, but the same size in the evo's crucified my feet, making me lose both index toe-nails 3 times before i finally quit them
  20. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "are you, alice, menstruating right now?"
  21. wouldn't that be more grammatically correct as: is it true that all jews are niggardly?
  22. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "do you know what those things can do? suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro!"
  23. in general, at high-altitudes, being happy and energetic is important - cigs may not be physiologically helpful, but if smoking makes you happy, they're key!
  24. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "we weren't doing nothing officer, we were just going to canada to get some french-fries n' gravy"
  25. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "don't you know? in the service we must always pick the lesser of two weevils!"
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