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  1. ivan

    Creationism on NOVA

    so does this mean you're officially recusing yerself from passing judgement?
  2. is there anyplace outside san diego (well, that ain't on fire currenlty)? no conditions are too shitty to render climbing at beacon rock unfun!
  3. i've yet to meet anyone who's a bigger prick in real life than here...can anyone think of someone who's the exception to that rule?
  4. ivan

    Creationism on NOVA

    ever notice how folks who don't believe in evolution look really unevolved? they believe god made them in one day. looks to me like he might have rushed it...
  5. for what its worth, that climb and the whole traverse are done easily enough in just boots (more of an issue on the traverse when you wanna keep the weight down)
  6. That's funny. When I was crossing the Elliot I saw you guys up on the ridge. It looked like the wind was going to blow you guys off! yeah, it was an alaskan breeze - made camping up there on saturday night downright amusing, especially for my partner, who'd never done the winter camping thang b4 - the gentle sound of my tent being rent into a million pieces by the wind served as a fine counterpoint to my whiskey-swilling n' hank williams listening evening i was unclear from your tr - did you summit? or were you just playing on the lower icelines?
  7. that was probably us you saw - good job!
  8. which gully did you climb? the rt one looked right thin from the spur... - ballsy for sure - it was damn windy sunday morning and the forecast for monday left no room for fuckups!
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    Fun with "quotes"

    from the same movie - "by the way - i faked all those orgasms" and "it's enrico pallazi!" Gonna take a shot here... A lot of in Caddyshack...?? nope, but it does have OJ in it...
  10. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "in life, all things merge to one..."
  11. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    i admit - i'm a worm! my wife has bested no least out of me! so what the fuck is it?!?
  12. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    so try this one on for size: "he's a real gentleman - he must take the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    come on now, pat! i've come to expect more difficult things from you! from the same film: "i made him an offer he couldn't refuse" "that is not justice - your daughter is still alive - if you had come to me earlier, these men would even now be in pain" "one day a man will come to you with a favor" "lucio bratzia (sp?!) sleeps w/ the fishes"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    "never go up against a sicilian when death is on the line!"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    Fight club! YES! other gems: "with a gun in your mouth, you only speak in consonants" "his name is robert paulson!" "i too had become a victim of the ikea-nesting instict"
  16. Even though you can do the rap with a 60.....it is an exact science. You literally will have about 12 inches of rope in your brake hand as you try desperately to clip your daisy to the anchor. and THAT(!) is what makes it exciting that said, i'm gonna use the shorter option from now to keep from pissing meself again
  17. went up the spur sat/sun - very windy - the spur's complete, though thin covering on icy bottom - nice rap tim! holy fuck! looking up what you did i wanted to immediately drive back to camas and shoot you w/ a bazooka! a very nasty night indeed bivied near tie-in rock!
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    Fun with "quotes"

    come on! this is a great one - it replaced a cut scene, which originally read "i think i love you - i wanna have your abortion"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    "i can eat 50 eggs" "shhhh, nobody can eat 50 eggs"
  20. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    both clerks "37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "in a row?"
  21. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    from the same movie - "by the way - i faked all those orgasms" and "it's enrico pallazi!"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    this one still awaits an answer - some more quotes: "my love for you is like a truck - beserker - would you like some making fuck? beserker!"
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    Fun with "quotes"

    "my god, i haven't been fucked like that since grade-school!"
  24. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    ...loss of essence! i can assure you, mandrake, it has not recurred. women sense my power and seek the life-essence. i do not avoid women, mandrake, but i do deny them my essence.
  25. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    that's FRANKEN-STEEN!
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