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what's that the pilots say? any landing you can walk away from is a good one?

i don't remember this story - what happened?

if she accidentally shot herself in the tit there's a strong likelihood her chest would collapse into a naked singularity and we'd all die

if you had these'uns, i'd expect to find you in the bathroom scrubbing yer dick off w/ a brillo pad 2 minutes afterwards, just to be safe

hmmm... mideast crisis da nose (even though we bailed not halfway up) leaning tower solo linkup green dragon and town crier chopping my rope on the winter solo campout i had the monkey's w face soloing go back to the gym at broughtons that chick w/ huge knockers and uber-short shorts preparing to climb leaning tower after 2 sex-starved weeks in da valley

i think i'm gonna avoid talking shit on this one since one of the missing's bro posts here...

word! drove my kids out into the muck today to give'em a whack w/ the tools and were about 10 minutes behind that giant cluster-fuck - got to multnomah w/ white-knuckles then couldn't get'em outta the car! this past week was a rare treat - awesome ice but passable roads!

doesn't that kinda feel like drinking methadone though dood?

it was a nice monring y-day right, but i imagine visibility went bad somewhere afternoon - were they familir w/ the s side descent?

it's still early so give them some time - if you havne't heard from them by tonight, contacting the authorities would be warranted - did they camp at illum gap or were they equipped for only a day climb?

watcha done?

saw a team on it this morning and another this evening on teh way home - indeed the village bicyle! ainsworth's 1st pitch was miserable wet in the late morning - the team above us slayed the whoel thing - very impressive!

you strike me as the kind of man who'd fuck a complete stranger in the ass and not have the goddamn human courtesy to give him a reach around!

daddy did you see that? - vic was rolling 'roudn on the floor w/ me and he tied to fuck me!

you're too old fat man, and your tits are too big!

it's time for an agonizing reappraisal of the whole scene - you're fired, crimper... awful jackass!! kenny, please.

how kewl are days like these? enough time to go to work but still climb 3 pitches of ice 'fore the sun goes down! well....short pitches maybe...and on tr...but still no complaints upper cape horn in good, heard the tier below the bridge sucked but didn't look - the approach was much nicer today than last year, the day of the almighty fawktard blizzard of ought-eight!

relevant words from another dead american hero [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pml8RqFpBE

did you read any of the above?

ignorance is strength war is peace freedom is slavery

dr. jekyl, dr. who and dr. livingstone i presume?

OMG, remember the Bush war on science? is our scientists learning?

and eat marmite

crown jewel is the village bicyle - the one time i climbed it the climbers were thick, like flies on mexican whores!