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did michael j fox help write that one back in the '50s too?

hell could very well be a desert island where all you had to read was a print-out of this shitty little thread and even that was too rough to wipe your ass w/

cool - that was what i was looking at - sure wish i wasn't a damn 3 hr drive away!

they didn't feel like making the jug of death?!? can't imagine why speaking of the original start, does it have a couple of newish looking bolts on it? was trying to locate it that weekend and wasn't certain - looks like 2 odd pin scars taht still would take big ass angles leading to a long stretch of sketchy gear - there was even some chalk on the lower part, but didn't reach the obvious anchor, way the fuck up there.

yeah, just like on his tirades on climbing style the dude is a kook the tirades are at least well reasoned (and easy to breeze over if you don't feel like taking in a unabomber amount of material) wtf would you know about rock clambering anyhow kk?

That's what happens when you get an entire population self-inducing hallucenations about their god-given right to infinite prosperity. rimshot!

Trip: BaconRawk - Shelter from the Storm Date: 11/22/2009 Trip Report: why can't i put my tr in the shiny new bacon forum? fucking hurricane on the way in this morning - 14 covered in greenery - sitting in the p-lot, geoff wondered aloud if his truck would get flipped by the breeze rawking the rig once we moved our ballast out it wuz rainy, so we sought shelter from the storm snugged under the n side - occasionally the wind would rev up to jet-engine speed, whoosh down and scour the face [video:youtube] i've done that rout ea bunch, so figure geoff should have his shot at it first - he was so kind as to let me place the first piece [video:youtube] big changes at the big b - new concrete wor on the trail, even ew plantings

it's a love affair mainly jesus and my car [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4X9yElG9Y

i am (a) god my powers are total shit though

[video:youtube] my favor-ite episode! the cage, i think? kirk builds a rudimentary shotgun out of his giant american kock! and spock, seriously brother, you know you could bend that doc bitch beverly crusher over and teach her to love!

shit dude, and your pin rack already put mine to shame! for joe then

ha! it'll be hanging out w/ 1970's mountain-dew cans n' cigaratte butts till armagedon now

the first floor of the doernbacher children's hospital has several excellent, 20 foot high chimneny problems on pleasing faux-rock

noticed the same thing - appears ya gotta be a confirmed local 'fore you can hone in on the secrets of the dread beacon mord-wand!

if god does exist i'm pretty sure he's an asshole

and, w/ all them ice-axes floating 'round your low ceiling basement, might i advise some historically justifiable caution? )

you n' trotsky

4 years ago in haditha a smaller version of the vietnam debacle perhaps, but just like it, not a soul to take the blame ain't war great when you've got the bigger guns?

Uh-huh Teaching evolution for instance. word. the "proper view of religion" is always the argument. the agnostic admonition is a bit silly - kinda like saying, when in doubt, take a nap. actually that's not such a bad way to make it through this stupid life w/o being pissed off the whole time read this month's national geographic - really interesting article on the hazda (sp?), 1 of the world's only remaining hunter-gather communities - contrary to what i'd always assumed about HG types, they have zero religious views - zip - nada - christian missionaries gave up on them cause they simply don't give a fuck - they don't even have basic animistic concepts - might explain why, in the post-charmin age, they still haven't learned how to wipe their asses

i'm a stain! [video:youtube] a prime place to pimp [video:youtube]

if yer partner's gonna be a while and ya got no belay seat though, the first anchor is at least comfortable - the key to avoiding the worst drag seems to be in not clipping any of the ancient bolts on the last traverse and through the final roof below the anchor

LOL. You've got it all figured out allright - so much you have to resort to hallucinogenic drugs (your crutch) to make your pathetic life livable for you. That and playing god at your little climbing crag. i would not recommend anyone do acid w/ you, Mr Major Downer

Actually, I think god is a childish crutch for those afraid of the dark. Says the guy who uses LSD tense? lsd usually made me afraid of the light, btw

"the author, faithfully attempting to follow your keen advise to get his head out of his ass"