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ivan

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  1. umm...who's playing? its been 4 years since i saw a soccer match i think - don't know if anything can top that one, when the zidane-feller annihilated the pasta-eater w/ his big old shiny head after dude badmouthed his sista
  2. but jailbait! or does what happen in the south atlantic, stay in the south atlantic?
  3. school's over n' i'm sitting aroudn w/ busted balls, so what the fuck else do i have to do? i was planning on losing anyhow - we libtards are all fucking cowardly racists after all... on the plus side, i've finished up my new passport application so we can step outside the country to settle this if we need to now! (in 4-6 weeks of course)
  4. for a man who would posit himself a Defender of the Righteous and Arbiter of Language, you sure have a dipshit name n' personality to boot yesterday was a banner day for you - start 2 threads looking for a fight n' get all bashful n' crocodile-tear choked up when you got what you wanted, then run like a little bitch from both of them!
  5. usa vs uk in s africa perhaps a decent alternative to snow sloggin?
  6. downclimbing the cassin would blow, so would the willis wall for that matter sure, you should always be able to bail off your route, one way or the other - but transecting a mtn really is surreal - the ptarmigan ridge climb i did a # of years still sticks out in my mind as a fantastically cool experience, one that would have been less impressive if we'd just descended from the liberty cap...
  7. nothing good ever comes from hanging out w/ The Man if some good does come of it, be damn sure to keep it off teh interwubs!
  8. she's just doing her part to clean up the gulf by storing oil-fouled saline in her boobsicles
  9. nonsense, there's still plenty of time for a 80 ton mega-octopus to rise from the depths and take her down to davy jones locker if it weren't for racist assholes like ttk, she'd have had anti-aircraft guns on board her rig to defend herself against such a possiblilty too, but nooooooo....
  10. ivan

    IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

    adolph elizabeth hitler!
  11. ivan

    IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

    Pick me! Pick me! are your prepared to take ze sigreid oath?!? [video:youtube]
  12. ivan

    IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

    i'm crawling into your august shadow 2night tvash! apparently mcjizzy's nailed me for the closest negro-hater i am - we should start a league of intolerant gentlemen's club!
  13. what about cooking w/ c4?
  14. more like ragingly outta shape and desperately trying not to carry a dumptser of horseshit up the hill in order to prevent The Big Sitdown - i earned my seige-tactic mountaineering badge on mckinley and its certainly fun, but 'round here i'd much rather have it over and done w/ quick as can be w/o feeling like the mtn god raped the shit out of my poor corn-hole pretty sure you've climbing the big-beer wand a # of times more than simple me! if i had a nice light bibler i'd certinaly bring that instead
  15. ivan

    IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

    like paul's mentor in "all quiet on the western front?"
  16. NOT donnie darko, nitro-boy? you might try mixing a meth bing w/ "harvey" and see if that doesn't functionally equal the same thing
  17. is it even theoritically possible to be A Card Carrying Member of the ACLU and not be a dirty, dirty jew-lover, dipshit?
  18. that'll give her time to finish the last couple chapters of twilight at least i imagine the anti 2a would be a homage to your well known contemp of dildoes running on anything but the smallest of batteries?
  19. abel didn't know well enough to keep his fucking yapper shut when ole'caine was about?
  20. speaking of non-sequitors, your title sir...
  21. fucking skiiers...
  22. dead alive! quite possibly the worst/best film to watch under the influence of lsd!
  23. don't forget to take destro n' the baroness to keep ya kompany on the inevitable harsh bivy :
  24. nothing that a handful of valium couldn't help you forget could you even get down into that hidden basin behind nooksack and the skerry cornices w/o rapping a hundred times? i remember looking down there in summer and thinking it was pretty much god's country, hopelessly remote...
  25. yes, having ridden that beast he is now primed for the winter descent of the willis wall!
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