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the good news for young warriors lovers now is that, given it's current dirty-gravel-whore status right now, you can climb it again like it was the first time the kewl handrail on the 3rd pitch at the top of the book is nearly entirely destroyed by something big - a # of sizable chunks are waiting there to continue their descent... chopped all the brambles out of the base of riverside if someone will please ropegun my ass up it

first summer trip to the bacon-wand 2day - love the rockfall carnage and wish it would happen on a much bigger scale -t he added light on young warrior base is quite nice and oughta kill off the moss bigtime - now if only that could happen to the entire n side! took the opportunity to clean off the bird n' fish carcasses off tree ledge, as well as cut brambles out of the base of riverside n' on the corner exit bill/joe - you gonna keep those hangers on your maintainence anchor? almost would be useful for belaying young warriors last pitch but i bet they're just too annoying...

the trail's gotta be under there somewhere maybe more sun'll take care of all that pesky moss? good to see this didn't keep the falcons from fornicating!

does it contain accurate beta for arriving at the climbs n' pleasing pictures of nubile young nymphs clambering aroudn on them?

upper town wall p'ledge parties

climbing porn

depends how things work out - maybe i have a partner at least for the first part of my break? as always, thanx for the support there moof-san - now will i be able to escape come august?

major major major major

good work beat'n the 'skeeters - the true crux of all wa pass routes!

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now there's a solution i can roll w/ you unfucked yer knee yet? gonna be up yer way next week as the fam flies off wendsday and i have fuckall for planz.

summer = poison ivy on my nutsak

why isn't this whole thread in the cafe again?

rap top-roping multiple climbers through the chains is bullshit anyhow, so you're gonna put your own draws on the anchors after the initial lead anyhow...

i had a woman wash my balls recently before surgery sure seemed like i shoulda tipped her... the shaving i had to handle meself - quite possibly the most annoying crotch-based sit'ation i've experienced since Jimmy Started Feeling Funny

"its a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart"

anyone know a machinist in pdx? this sure seems the only solution - the bit of metal just can't be poked out and my drill doesn't have a bit near small enough - probably doesn't help i lack a vise either...

looks more like you were turning into The Fly you ain't developed a horrid fascination w/ donuts lately, haveya?

is any of this going to be on the test?

thinking i'm going w/ laytons fishing-line system instead

maybed next time you give Ivan a hummer, use a kneepad? kneepads? shiiiiit - most folks need a step-ladder...

25 - much more enjoyable once you give up all hope of being parsimonious w/ the puppets would be waaay cooler if they were babies too

relentlessly kicking The Man's ass does come w/ its dangers

excellent fucking ideas all tried pounding it out already bill, but my primitive cave man intellect and tools were pretty much what created the problem to begin w/ - it's a teeny-tiny hole

my sweet, sweet red alien...lived long enough to break a trigger wire...so i replaced it w/ a paperclip...then lived long enough to break the paper clip - fucked up in trying to extract the paperclip from the drill hole in one of the lobes though, and now its cut flush on both sides, the hole still filled w/ 1/10th of a cent of horseshit metal - how do i unfuck this beast? a very tiny drill to bore it out? or is it ready for entry into the smithsonian exhibit they're no doubt planning for me even now?