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  1. first time i climbed hood there was a 9 year old girl who got up there b4 me i've seen dogs up there too w/ or w/o a rope, if you get killed on the s side of hood, we the people reserve the right to have a good healthy gut-laugh over it that said, if the weather is good and you're there near the weeked, it's impossible to have a true "solo" experience enjoy!
  2. at least SOMEBODY gets me
  3. ivan

    Fuck Jesus

    i thought i remembered you looking the spitting image OF jesus - you having self-respect issues home-boi? or is this some kinda high school "oh my god that bitch is wearing the same shoes as me!" kinda thang?
  4. be assured that any unmarked gear you have is mine did i leave it on the dawg?
  5. depends if the trip was pre-paid i reckon
  6. i guess what i'm konfused by is where this is all comign from? who's been bitching lately? seems to me all the folks i know have made their peace w/ the birdies just fine and are continuing w/ life happy as can be - mostly i just see you chasing your tail, much to the delight of pink n' kev, while the whole world looks on w/ a bemused i would like to bitch however about how my life is so busy right now i don't have time to sort through all da zion pix n' craft something crude n' wonderful out of it all....
  7. Easy to say, and sounds great, but do tell (any of you) - detail a single incident of 'abuse' or being lied to by a BRSP ranger (Steve, Heather, Erik, John, Vivian, or Ben - name'em). moof meant rangers n' authority figures in general, not at beacon not talking to or trusting cops (or really anyone w/ a gun n' a strong desire to have the world their way) is pretty much mothers milk wisdom
  8. if they were rugby players they'd have eaten dude themselves 'fore they made the ascent
  9. ivan

    Al and Tipper!

    fuck jesus - fuck the pope - fuck george bush - fuck his ugly wife - fuck tipper gore! best ministry song [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbMbTx6HyvE
  10. easy rider usually makes me want to kill meself at the end, if'n i've managed to stay conscious that long of course...
  11. after we sort this beacon shit out we should totally head over to israel n' get those bastards straight too
  12. what's your favorite movie he was in? hard for me to choose: cool hand luke (bobalooga, we got a bet here!)? apocalypse now (watch out for those goddamn monkies, they bite, lemme tell ya!)? my science project (is this like the time you told us we could smoke bananna peels?)? blue velvet (pabst blue ribbon motherfucker!!!)? rebel w/o a cause? true romance (you're part eggplant!)? hoosiers? the worst is probably the easiest - land of the dead - even in a campolabacter hallocegenic fever-frenzy that thign was fucking terrible
  13. Good luck finding one. not enough demand for a reprint?
  14. ozone sounds like the place for you - it's got it's own guidebook n' everything
  15. like super mario brothers? waterworld?
  16. ivan

    Still kevbone's fault?

    joe's on a roll today perhaps this "top kill" concept would work better if they used peregrine carcasses?
  17. organized meeting like dis?
  18. peregrine attack on a slackline - perfect crime for those sneaky fuckers! perhaps if you just covered yerself w/ hardosaur urine first?
  19. takes me about that long just to get my wall harness on, even w/ the pliers!
  20. hard to disagree w/ that the last line is particularily good!
  21. Viva!!!Viva!!!Viva!!!Viva!!!Viva!!!
  22. Viva La Revolucion!!!
  23. wonder how fast those boys coudl do da corner?
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