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  1. word - last summer they were so thick i swear to fuck they were swarming through the air-vents into the car as i recoiled in horror
  2. ivan

    Fuck Jesus

    by far the best scene in la excorcista! [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D7mXndgi-g
  3. at least have the good sense to know how to find a decent rock to chop steps n' use as a disposable axe
  4. just got a roll of tyvek n' cut to fit seriously, elaborate bivy bags are retarded - ultra-minamilist is best - i have some sort of basic marmot thing - it's water-proof no matter what and if it's pouring out, the best bet no matter what you have, if yer so fawked as to only have a bivy, is simply to get pissed n' pass out. simple bivy bags are nice b/c you can carry them along in winter in addition to a tent, especially if you have an also recommended light sleeping bag, given the moderate nature of our ragged-ass hillz
  5. dunno what they put in them there fat tires but it sure do give me the wind something fierce!
  6. and your hobbies then must include...?
  7. more likely hoboes drained his blood n' shot it into their eyeballs to get higher than a scaborous jamaician drug lord
  8. the wine spires are tre cool and would certainly scratch any itch you had to hike to camp a good ways up a steep ass hillside w/ little or no water
  9. ivan

    Fuck Jesus

    dude, that's serious - now she won't get to give j.c. the sloppy hummer she's been saving up for her whole live-long life!
  10. or that a discarded mattress didn't break the fall
  11. sounds like the enchantments are calling to you - stuart, dragontail, prusik - check em out.
  12. i was denied a sierra nevada at a vegan diner in berkley once - turns out they support CAMP man!!!
  13. ivan

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    how is it you ain't riding the crest of this high n' glorious wave into public office? of course my plan was ludicrious - how could we expect all those folks to hold their breathe until they'd gotten a full mile under the waves?
  14. ivan

    Fuck Jesus

    indeed - i spent most of my sunday's as a lad counting pates - all those fuckers are bald!
  15. i'm sure you could hav ea fine time if you keep your ambitions in line - hiking up a ton of shit to illuminiation gap to camp in the murk is fun, but i wouldn't go looking for more than that...
  16. if i couldn't find a better place to kill meself than rocky butte, i would totally kill myself asian's a language?
  17. feeling more like this currently [video:youtube]
  18. ivan

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    1 million tea-bag(er)s and a nuke in the gulf would make one awful big cup'o'tea - might be a littly salty though...
  19. careful what you say - i called one of the illustrious 3 of hood n face fame a dipshit and predicted a bodybag in his future in essentially an identical thread, only to have to scramble to get it all erased as the media horde descended!
  20. you need to hire an agent and demand you get paid by the word/picture congrats on keeping your toes - i was foundering aroudn in the same filth those days...
  21. first time i climbed hood there was a 9 year old girl who got up there b4 me i've seen dogs up there too w/ or w/o a rope, if you get killed on the s side of hood, we the people reserve the right to have a good healthy gut-laugh over it that said, if the weather is good and you're there near the weeked, it's impossible to have a true "solo" experience enjoy!
  22. at least SOMEBODY gets me
  23. ivan

    Fuck Jesus

    i thought i remembered you looking the spitting image OF jesus - you having self-respect issues home-boi? or is this some kinda high school "oh my god that bitch is wearing the same shoes as me!" kinda thang?
  24. be assured that any unmarked gear you have is mine did i leave it on the dawg?
  25. depends if the trip was pre-paid i reckon
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