ivan

i guess what i'm konfused by is where this is all comign from? who's been bitching lately? seems to me all the folks i know have made their peace w/ the birdies just fine and are continuing w/ life happy as can be - mostly i just see you chasing your tail, much to the delight of pink n' kev, while the whole world looks on w/ a bemused i would like to bitch however about how my life is so busy right now i don't have time to sort through all da zion pix n' craft something crude n' wonderful out of it all....

duuuuude...

Easy to say, and sounds great, but do tell (any of you) - detail a single incident of 'abuse' or being lied to by a BRSP ranger (Steve, Heather, Erik, John, Vivian, or Ben - name'em). moof meant rangers n' authority figures in general, not at beacon not talking to or trusting cops (or really anyone w/ a gun n' a strong desire to have the world their way) is pretty much mothers milk wisdom

if they were rugby players they'd have eaten dude themselves 'fore they made the ascent

fuck jesus - fuck the pope - fuck george bush - fuck his ugly wife - fuck tipper gore! best ministry song [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbMbTx6HyvE

easy rider usually makes me want to kill meself at the end, if'n i've managed to stay conscious that long of course...

after we sort this beacon shit out we should totally head over to israel n' get those bastards straight too

what's your favorite movie he was in? hard for me to choose: cool hand luke (bobalooga, we got a bet here!)? apocalypse now (watch out for those goddamn monkies, they bite, lemme tell ya!)? my science project (is this like the time you told us we could smoke bananna peels?)? blue velvet (pabst blue ribbon motherfucker!!!)? rebel w/o a cause? true romance (you're part eggplant!)? hoosiers? the worst is probably the easiest - land of the dead - even in a campolabacter hallocegenic fever-frenzy that thign was fucking terrible

Good luck finding one. not enough demand for a reprint?

ozone sounds like the place for you - it's got it's own guidebook n' everything

like super mario brothers? waterworld?

joe's on a roll today perhaps this "top kill" concept would work better if they used peregrine carcasses?

organized meeting like dis?

peregrine attack on a slackline - perfect crime for those sneaky fuckers! perhaps if you just covered yerself w/ hardosaur urine first?

takes me about that long just to get my wall harness on, even w/ the pliers!

hard to disagree w/ that the last line is particularily good!

Viva!!!Viva!!!Viva!!!Viva!!!Viva!!!

Viva La Revolucion!!!

wonder how fast those boys coudl do da corner?

king of the world!

anyone wanna come to zion w/ me n' justin tomorrow n' continue this conversation in person, maybe even throw in some gas money to the starving shitbag fund?

coke head wisdom for the modern time [video:youtube]

now that's funny

what are you guys, park rangers now?