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  1. i'd be more nervous having a big load on cams in big loose blocks like on the corner ridge there fo'shizzle, 'specially when the mess you're cleaning up was the result of said blocks spontaneously trundling off
  2. why do more than pull the hangers? w/ that tree and all those blocks gone, it looks much more inviting to clean off lost warriors and whatever else comes up from down there and top out thataways...
  3. chopping bolts sounds suspiciously like work to me...
  4. ivan

    Obama

    summary: blah, blah, blah, everything in the world can be reduced to one person, who is clearly a devil in kenyan clothing
  5. i thought ya'll just bitched during winter?
  6. the good news for young warriors lovers now is that, given it's current dirty-gravel-whore status right now, you can climb it again like it was the first time the kewl handrail on the 3rd pitch at the top of the book is nearly entirely destroyed by something big - a # of sizable chunks are waiting there to continue their descent... chopped all the brambles out of the base of riverside if someone will please ropegun my ass up it
  7. first summer trip to the bacon-wand 2day - love the rockfall carnage and wish it would happen on a much bigger scale -t he added light on young warrior base is quite nice and oughta kill off the moss bigtime - now if only that could happen to the entire n side! took the opportunity to clean off the bird n' fish carcasses off tree ledge, as well as cut brambles out of the base of riverside n' on the corner exit bill/joe - you gonna keep those hangers on your maintainence anchor? almost would be useful for belaying young warriors last pitch but i bet they're just too annoying...
  8. the trail's gotta be under there somewhere maybe more sun'll take care of all that pesky moss? good to see this didn't keep the falcons from fornicating!
  9. does it contain accurate beta for arriving at the climbs n' pleasing pictures of nubile young nymphs clambering aroudn on them?
  10. ivan

    yosemite?

    upper town wall p'ledge parties
  11. climbing porn
  12. ivan

    yosemite?

    depends how things work out - maybe i have a partner at least for the first part of my break? as always, thanx for the support there moof-san - now will i be able to escape come august?
  13. major major major major
  14. good work beat'n the 'skeeters - the true crux of all wa pass routes!
  15. ivan

    Summer got here

    ?
  16. now there's a solution i can roll w/ you unfucked yer knee yet? gonna be up yer way next week as the fam flies off wendsday and i have fuckall for planz.
  17. ivan

    Summer got here

    summer = poison ivy on my nutsak
  18. why isn't this whole thread in the cafe again?
  19. rap top-roping multiple climbers through the chains is bullshit anyhow, so you're gonna put your own draws on the anchors after the initial lead anyhow...
  20. i had a woman wash my balls recently before surgery sure seemed like i shoulda tipped her... the shaving i had to handle meself - quite possibly the most annoying crotch-based sit'ation i've experienced since Jimmy Started Feeling Funny
  21. ivan

    spray

    "its a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart"
  22. anyone know a machinist in pdx? this sure seems the only solution - the bit of metal just can't be poked out and my drill doesn't have a bit near small enough - probably doesn't help i lack a vise either...
  23. looks more like you were turning into The Fly you ain't developed a horrid fascination w/ donuts lately, haveya?
  24. is any of this going to be on the test?
  25. thinking i'm going w/ laytons fishing-line system instead
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