G-spotter

Come on, I've fallen at least 100 times at Vantage over 15 years and I weigh 200 pounds, and nary a bolt has pulled. Has this happened to you? I know a guy it happened to at Smith! Anyway, the "likely to pull the whole chunk of rock" statement is a crock. Maybe it's happened there once in the tens (or hundreds) of thousands of ascents over the years there. Maybe if you weighed less you'd fall less I've seen the pics. Frank Olding aka Rodchester (RIP) had it happen to him.

Vantage is the only sport area I know of where if you fall on a bolt it is likely to pull the whole chunk of rock it is placed in off the wall

more proof that vantage is a choss pile!

Clearly those Colorado magazine editors have never heard of Bacon Rock, omphalos of the North American rock zeitgeist.

"use" of too "many" "random" quotes is always a danger "sign"

Sounds like the guy couldn't make it in engineering OR economics.

It can't be, you're still posting.

or stoves with legs

so peter how's the lack of steroids going?

I posted that on the Seattle PI websites comments section of the story about the guy who fucked a horse and died of a blown colon. They banned me he didn't die doing what he loved... he died from what he loved doing him

What is the market for this anyhow, people that were too cheap to get a hood on their puffy coats?

If I had some eggs I could have bacon and eggs, if I had some bacon.

Shit no, they'd be too busy getting ripped on the free beer at my wake!

Spaceshot can be done anywhere from 5.6 A1 up to 5.13 The cracks are pretty much straightforwards nuttin' and once you get a couple pitches up there's two fun pitches of 10+/11- from what I recall. The 5.13 free crux is the bolt ladder off the ledge to the top but we didn't get that high.... after getting wizzed on and a t-storm came in we bailed and stole beers out of the cars of the party above us instead.

A tradegy is one where it wouldn't have happened if it had been BOLTED TO MAKE IT SAFE

how do ya eat yours? sunnyside? scrambled? over medium? over hard? over easy? raw? poached?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8520980.stm

and she's likely to grow up and abuse her own children. torture: the gift that keeps on giving (and you thought that was herpes, didn't you)

I always wonder WTF the point is of posting "my condolences to the family and friends" aka MCTTFAF, on a thread few if any of the family or friends will read. And anyway do random condolences from some faceless avatar on teh interwebs that never met him really make any mom whose little Jimmy just froze to death inside a Tauntaun, feel any better? No they don't.

i got a golden shower in zion from some dudes 2 pitches above us on space ghost i mean shot

that irbis and spectre are about 15 years newer than the rest of that crap

then you got the Norwegian curling pants which are the death of MAH RETINAS arrrghh!!

i prefer my gold soaked in goldschlager

and those signs are shooped anyway

Why would I need a new one when I have you?