G-spotter

Bob is hoping for a full traverse starting at his ass and ending in his mouth

Under The Gun is a route on the Grand Wall. If I climb Under The Gun, I have climbed the Grand Wall but I haven't climbed the Grand Wall. Ooooh, semantics.

Maybe disrespect would be a better word than hate though.

I hate the Torygraph in the UK too.

how dare you claim the hardest onsight when you are clipping preplaced quickdraws. real onsighting requires placing gear on lead... how dare you claim a successful ascent of zero gully on ben nevis when you never chopped steps like the original ascent team... fap fap fap blah blah blah

i heard u leik dick?

What about the way Oregon makes people pump your gas for you? Forced employment, right? I hear they just do it cause they don't have sales tax so they need to create more jobs to make it up in income tax

If you traverse the Waddington Range you don't climb any of those except maybe the NW peak. Especially of you are linking up the Pantheon-Wadd-Whitemantle. How many peaks did Edwards-Millar-Culbert-Rowat climb on the first "complete single-season Coast Mountains traverse"? Around a dozen. You see?

Presumably he wanted to bang his mistress and surgery was a convenient excuse.

I predict hockey gold for Canada. First step is 1972'ing the Russkies tonight.

Seems to me you don't understand what a traverse is. A traverse goes from one end to the other. Like a Garibaldi Neve traverse goes across the Neve. No peak bagging need be involved.

CBC sez:

you're sweet talking him, or you know from experience?

did you give any thought to making it harder by car-jacking a couple more columns over?

Canucks coming on to their 300th sold out game in a row, TB barely fills the stadium and I bet most people dont even know who the Panthers are reminds me of criticism of LA sports fans. Holy shit! There's places with things more interesting to do than watching the NHL? Ya, in LA they are probably stuck in traffic trying to make it to the game.

wow what a glowing recommendation

Ashleigh

Own the Gold Podium

Mmm Ashley McIvor kicked some ass in skicross today!

He's not an MP... He's the premier of Newfoundland. sort of like a state governor, and newfoundland is kind of like Louisiana (poor and backwards) but with better rock, and seal flipper pie instead of beads-for-boobs parades

they should have backcountry races and put greg hill in it

We grew the market so there'd be more jobs for Canadian talent

I wonder if Zissou is presenting on the leopard shark this year?

You'd be cranky too if all you had to climb was moss and choss!